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Twenty years ago, a primordial gas gave humanity the genetic powers of prehistoric beasts—ranking everyone from E-rank lizards to Country-level T-Rex gods. Zuraiz was the world's only "Zero-Aura," born completely powerless. He lived as a loser at the bottom of society, fighting poverty to protect his sick 17-year-old sister, Amaya. But when a ruthless predator draws Amaya's blood, the hidden lock inside Zuraiz shatters. [Ding! The Primordial Evolution System Awakened!] [Innate Ability: 'Absolute Mimicry & Devour' (Rank: Unknown)] Zuraiz isn’t powerless. His power is the ultimate taboo: He can copy, steal, and evolve any prehistoric power he faces! Watch as the world's greatest loser rises from the slums, shatters arrogant geniuses, and devours prehistoric gods to climb to the absolute top. "You think your T-Rex bloodline makes you a king? Cute. Let's see how it tastes after I devour it."

Rocky Kennedy, started to get insulted by all his family when he was completely bankrupt and his company was mortgaged. No one was able and no one wanted to help him because his company was a big one and when he went bankrupt he really didn't find anyone willing to help him. His company went bankrupt because of a virus spread by his business enemies. Until finally he also found out that his fiancée betrayed and had a relationship with his business enemy, Gerry Foorgan. Rocky is completely devastated to realize that everyone is really mean and a jerk to him when he is poor. Until finally he had an accident and was hospitalized, as soon as he woke up suddenly a voice was heard. "I am the most powerful system in the world that will give you wealth and great abilities. Rise to the top! I will give you wealth, repay all your heartache to them!"

Oliver James Smith gave his all to Lily. Over the years, he sacrificed his hard work for Lily's family to avoid being looked down upon. Until finally Oliver got divorce papers right when Lily officially became CEO. Lily got engaged to another conglomerate man, and Oliver was unceremoniously kicked out. His life hit rock bottom when Jane, his mother, died because she did not receive the treatment promised by Lily's family. Oliver is entangled in debts for medical expenses, funeral expenses, and debts to loan sharks that are suffocating. Then a stranger came to pay all his debts, saying, "Greetings, Mr. Oliver, it is time for you to return to your real richest family." With the power of unlimited wealth, Oliver rise up and reappeared to broke the Lily Family. He will show how excruciating revenge can be—until they tremble to mention his name.

“How dare you lay your hands on my mother. Have you gone mad?" Adolphus quickly stepped in to defend his mother, holding the sobbing woman tightly into his strong arms. Tilting his head to look at Doris, he spoke to her in a low voice. “Mom, is this really necessary? You can always quit this job and not let them treat you like this." Adolphus was speaking like he had it better in his work places. *** Adolphus's mother was bullied by the people she works for and when he interfered, he got his own share of the bullying. He was framed and arrested by the new boyfriend of the woman he loved. Fortunately for him, he discovered a long secret that had been kept from him. He was the abandoned son of the richest man in Boston who now wanted him to take his place as a McAllen. Now, he was out to make everyone that looked down on him pay dearly.

Silas Vane designed the skyline of Veridian City. Every tower, every landmark, every architectural marvel that made the city famous—his genius, his blueprints, his sleepless nights. Julian Thorne, heir to the Thorne Empire, took it all. The designs. The patents. The credit. Then he took Silas's fiancée, Elena Vance, and ordered four men to leave Silas bleeding in a gutter. No money. No family. No future. Just a broken body and a hospital bill he'd never pay. Then, on the eleventh night, a golden screen appeared. 「 SOVEREIGN SYSTEM — DAILY LOGIN ACTIVATED 」 Day 1: $100,000,000 and a Body-Reconstruction Serum. Day 7: The "God-Hand" Medical Technique—knowledge that shouldn't exist. Day 30: Aether Sight. The ability to perceive what lies beyond the visible world. The city's elite buried Silas Vane. They celebrated. They moved on. They should not have moved on. Log in. Level up. Make them remember your name.

In a world filled with the threat of death, a mysterious gate appears that brings dramatic changes. Dark Souls, an evil entity that slips through the gates, becomes an unexpected test of humanity's survival. To fight this darkness, humans tap into the power of Mana, an ancient energy source that is key to their defense. Alden, whose identity was erased by a forbidden magic used by his father, must survive in this dangerous world. His village is destroyed by rampaging Dark Souls, forcing Alden to embark on a journey full of challenges. In a world that doesn't recognize him, he faces a haunting uncertainty, chasing the shadow of a lost identity. However, to reclaim his right to be recognized by the world, Alden realizes that the only way is to face the Dark Lord who threatens his existence. In a disturbing and mysterious journey, Alden must face a powerful enemy that controls the gates, while embracing the power of Mana to rebuild his shattered destiny. ___ To support this book, please read to the end and give your opinion in the form of a review or comment...

Time travel is an interesting concept or idea that has always captivated Bobby Stokes, a white chubby, brainy nerdy teenager living in California. While being bullied at school and painfully ignored by most, Bobby finds solace and comfort in dreams of building a time machine—until one fateful evening, everything changes. He receives a very chilling text message from an unknown number: "Your life is in great danger. A tall black man with a bald head, and a brown stylish mustache is coming after you. Please, avoid him at all costs. I’ll contact you again. —Bob, from the future." Now crippled by fear, Bobby must navigate and explore a mystery that traverse time itself. Who is the black man in the message? Why is Bobby’s future self warning him? And what happens if past and future collide or clashes? Only time will tell… Genre: Sci-Fi Thriller, Mystery, Psychological Drama, YA

Three years ago, Ethan Sterling gave up everything for the woman he loved. His pride. His future. His name. Now he kneels on a ballroom floor while the city’s elite laugh as another man forces him to bark like a dog for the money that could save his dying little sister. His wife watches in silence. His enemies crush what remains of his dignity. And the surgery meant to save Ada is stolen away with a single phone call. By midnight, Ethan loses everything. Then his phone vibrates. One message changes the world. A hundred billion dollars appears in his account alongside six chilling words: Welcome back, young master. Your funds are ready. The family that abandoned him suddenly wants him back. The people who humiliated him begin to disappear one by one. And as buried secrets claw their way to the surface, Ethan realizes his poverty was never an accident. They thought they had broken a powerless man. They never imagined who they were standing on.

In a world where one’s destiny is carved by the beast they summon, Shaktivel was born a prince of a fallen lineage. On the sacred Day of Awakening, while others summoned majestic dragons and fierce lions, Shaktivel became the laughingstock of the empire. He had summoned what appeared to be a scrawny, shadow-dwelling wolf—a creature labeled as a "Defective Curse" by the High Priests. ​Mocked by the elites and disowned by his own blood, Shaktivel was left with only two choices: to surrender to fate or to embrace the darkness within his beast. But little did they know, Shaktivel’s beast wasn't a defect. It was the Forbidden Godly Beast, an ancient entity capable of devouring the very stars, sealed away for eons to prevent the end of the world. ​As the seal begins to crack, Shaktivel starts his journey from the dust of humiliation to the throne of the heavens. Those who once trampled on his dignity will soon realize that when the Godly Beast howls, even the gods must kneel. ​"You called my beast a curse? Now, watch it become your nightmare."

BLURB. "You are Elvis, my son-in-law-to-be. You fainted on your wedding day to my daughter, but now that you're awake, you shall marry my daughter today." Elvis stared at Jordan Moore, not having any memory whatsoever of what the man was talking about. Though something was for sure, he felt no strange feeling about the man, so perhaps, he was telling the truth. So, he married the girl in rags. But now, after a little while, Elvis, even with no memory whatsoever, knew who he was, "I am Vince Klein plus one, I rule the world and my in-law must taste my wrath!" Elvis knew who he was... How was he able to know about it? Will he deal with his father-in-law and leave his wife? Will Elvis survive it as he was just so young? Was he ready for some damage and psychological stress? How could he claim a high position without a memory? What even led to his amnesia? Find it all out now!!!