Your So Ugly Jokes

"Your mother-in-law already told me that you are a useless fool but seeing you now, I have to say that she was lenient with her words." Elvis, a wealthy billionaire left his father due to a feud to live a simple life, devoid of all the hate and hectic life of being rich. Married into an average family, he held his wife's company, Sonia to gradually rise to the top. But as she rose in fame, so did her scorn for him and soon, she decided to get a divorce, breaking every bond that they had between them. Right after this encounter, Elvis is kidnapped, and tearing his eyes open, his eyes meet with that of his father. "Son, the family needs you back." His father brewed out words that he never thought he was going to hear.

"It's over between us, Dylan, Don't you get it. I'm not in your class anymore..." "You're too broke for me. It's over..!!" Dylan was devastated after his four-year relationship ended abruptly. He couldn't help but think of all the efforts he had put in to make it work, only to be cheated on by his partner with a wealthy classmate. Dylan at his lowest received a notification from an unknown system. "Host detected!!" "Congratulations! You're the luckiest man among billions. You are chosen to be the Ultimate ruler of the infinite world!" "Initiating system pairing, paring begins!" "20% 50%...... 70% System paring according to host needs." "Analysis complete!!" "Transaction begins......" "Wow!! I'm definitely the most richest man in the world. I will repay all those that have hurt me!!"

"In the past, the goddess wanted to protect all the children in the world. In the present, a little girl has sworn revenge amid tears of farewell. In the future, a young man will wish to live the next day, to see the innocent smile of his sisters..." The union of the three wishes, from different times and worlds, brings us to Andeavor. Reincarnated in a world dominated by the influence of the demon lord, Kurone Nakano, an ordinary young man, has been commissioned to be the "lolicon slayer", an unlikely hero with the sole purpose of protecting innocent smiles. However, as he comes into contact with people from that world, his mission becomes increasingly difficult. Church, nobles, heroes and demons become his enemies and all he has to survive the hard journey is a loli equipped with an M16A2. Grit your teeth! Pull the trigger! The season for hunting lolicons is open!

“YOU DISGUST ME! I no longer want to see your face again! EVER.” Elena declared, her voice firm, loud and clear. __________ For five years, Alexander Thorne gave up his medical career, his dreams, and nearly his life for Elena Max. Then he learned the truth: his CEO wife had never loved him. She had only kept him as a substitute for the man she truly wanted. So Alex did the one thing she never believed he could do. He signed the divorce papers, walked away from her empire, and returned to the life he had abandoned. This time, he’s going to make every single one who looked down on him bend their knees before him. No matter what.

The VX19 outbreak turned Force City into a living hell. Surrounded by monsters, Zac, a crippled former surgical candidate, swallowed a secret medical chip. The system interface activated, delivering an electric charge to his paralyzed left arm. To save his mother and sister from the clutches of the Scorpion mafia clan, Zac dissects absolutely anything in his path: humans, mutants, and even his family's darkest secrets. ​"Your captain is bleeding to death, Bryan. Keep those severed fingers safe in a glass jar, because I am going to force you to eat them raw!" ​"The rest of my squad has surrounded this room! You will never make it out of this hospital alive!" ​Armed with a silver scalpel and an army of pheromone-obedient mutants, Zac is fully prepared to harvest the lives of his enemies.

Elias Thorne was a man who believed in hard work and loyalty. He spent a decade building a career for a boss who mocked him and a home for a wife who loathed his "mediocrity." But when he discovers their affair, he isn't just divorced—he is murdered, thrown from a high-rise into the black depths of the ocean. However, death is the key that unlocks his cage. The rusted ring he inherited from his missing parents wasn't junk; it was the Celestial Anchor, a seal suppressing a bloodline so powerful it terrified the gods. Reborn with the Nine Heavens Scripture and backed by the world’s most secretive and powerful conglomerate, Elias returns to the surface. He isn't just out for revenge; he’s out to reclaim a throne that spans both the corporate boardrooms and the hidden realms of immortal cultivators. "YOU TOOK MY LIFE , NOW I'LL TAKE YOUR WORLD"

Humiliated, insulted, cursed, belittled and divorced. Liam seeked nothing but revenge against the people who wronged him. His wife; “You despicable spineless man! I cursed the day I got married to you! I want a divorce!” Mother-in-law; Divorce him! I won't allow my daughter to continue living with a loser like you!” His best friend; “You fool! You think I'll lower myself to be friends with someone like you? I was with you because I wanted your wife!” Liam the infamous son-in-law returned as the man who became invisible and superior to them. “Please Liam, forgive. Give me a second chance,” “No, it’s to late. The only thing I want so bad is vengeance!” He replied, walking away from the woman who was once his beloved, with a vow to get back at anyone who objected him

“Chloe isn’t your daughter, Lucien.” Those six words shattered his sixteen-year marriage. When Lucien confronts his wife, Stacy, the truth is even worse, she knows exactly who Chloe’s real father is. “You took my name, my money, and sixteen years of my life.” “I can explain…” “No. I’m done.” Divorced, broke, and mocked by everyone who once respected him, Lucien starts over as an ordinary mechanic. Then he meets a mysterious, heavily pregnant woman running for her life. What Lucien doesn’t know is that Clarice is the woman from the night he can barely remember. And the baby she carries is his. As Lucien slowly rises from nothing, Stacy’s lies begin to unravel, and the man everyone laughed at is about to become the billionaire nobody can ignore.

His mother was abandoned, left to rot in a storage room. His blind sister had been sold as a gift to powerful men. And the woman he sacrificed everything for stood laughing beside her new lover. "My future is worth more than your entire family," Olivia sneered. Something inside Kevin died that day. But what Olivia didn't know was that prison hadn't broken him—it had transformed him. The desperate prisoner she mocked was secretly the last disciple of a legendary master. The same man now held the favor of billionaires, business empires, and the most powerful figures in the country. Holding his dying mother in his arms, Kevin made a vow. "You took everything from me." His eyes turned cold. "Now I'll take everything from you." They betrayed a son. They sold a sister. They created the billionaire who would become their downfall.

Five years ago, Caleb Thorne vanished on the battlefield and was presumed dead. His family was ruined, his assets seized, and his sister forced to become collateral for a debt held by the most powerful banking family in Switzerland. They thought Caleb was dead. They thought the Thorne family was trash they could trample upon. They were dead wrong. Caleb has returned, not as an ordinary man, but as The Soul Sovereign. Within his pitch-black shadow dwell 10,000 soldier spirits known as "The Hollows," hungering for fear. When enemy guns explode in their own hands and billionaires begin screaming hysterically at empty walls, one thing becomes clear: The King has returned. "You ask the price of my sister's life? Unfortunately, your money holds no value in hell." Don't make him angry. Don't look into his eyes. And for God's sake, never touch his family.