Your So Ugly Jokes

Granted another chance by Fate to redeem himself, Persia swore to make his oppressors all kneel before him. " Your first order young master? " " I want the Juans clan on their knees "

“How dare you think you’ll walk in here and win?” Alex told him, his eyes where blood red and Smokey. “I will not let this slide you definitely look like someone that would be an issue with time.” “Urghh!!!” Leonard could barely speak, as he groaned in pain and crawled on the ground. Leonard slid his phone slowly out of his pocket and dialed the first number there… it happened to be Emily. “Hello…” his voice was low and weak. “Hey Leo, what’s up?” “help me!” “What’s wrong?” She asked him. “Arghhhh,” Leonard groaned in so much pain, before the call went silent. Alex had stabbed him through his heart.

Have you ever felt so drawn to a person. You feel like you've known them your entire when you've only just met them; that's exactly what Noah felt when he saw her Who? Oceana - the most beautiful girl he has ever seen. He could have sworn she was the most beautiful girl on earth; but that's not the thing - she's a complete weirdo - strange...and unique. Millions of people on earth; countless countries; diverse universe Her name still lingers on. She's beautiful; not only beautiful but strange. She lives with her stepmom and stepsister, who have had her locked up all her life- because of the supernatural powers she possessed - they plan to use it to their favour. Noah after setting eyes on her for the first time, wouldn't stop thinking about her There's something about her -that he's sure of, but...he couldn't just figure out what it is. How did she get her powers? Why has she been locked up all her life by her family? Why's she the way she is - weird and strange?

Paul was having the worse day of his life. He has completed school but was without a job and had to return home to stay with his mom. And when the parents of his girlfriend, Talatu, insisted that she marries a doctor working abroad, Paul was devastated. But out of the blues, Eric, his school friend, called. Eric had a plan…it was sinister and not strictly legal, but if executed properly, it would make them rich and Paul would have Talatu back. When Eric’s simple plan ran out of control, and took a turn for the worse, Paul found himself not only fighting to keep his dream going, but also to keep himself alive. But Paul is fueled by a need for revenge and his determination to reach the billionaire status keeps him going. He must have his full revenge on Talatu who had abandoned him and on her parents who have openly despised him. Would his plan of becoming a billionaire come true? Would he have his revenge on the people who he trusted but who despised and stabbed him in the back? And at what price would he get the satisfaction he so desperately yearns for?

Anthony Marcellus was once a rich man but life happened to him and he became so poor that he had to start washing cars with young boys just to earn a living. He was constantly humiliated by the boys and even his boss at work, his friends left him because he was now wretched and poor. Even his wife Lilian Anderson, whom he had trained in school and helped her become an accountant, began falling out of love for him because he had suddenly lost all he had. One day, Lilian decided to end it all with a divorce, this made Tony so miserable and depressed to the point that he almost wanted to hang himself, it was that same moment, he met a man who knew him, Anthony Marcellus was a secret heir….

In 2030, the city of London is under attack by monsters. The situation had calmed down, but monsters attacked again in 2050—the year when Narukha was 24. However, who would have thought that the life of an entire city for years was controlled by someone in power? After being trapped by Carl's offer, the boss of the Dimensional Portal, Narukha becomes a player with a system in his body and completes all missions destroying monsters in each level. Not only that, a mystery was revealed: someone among Narukha was the first monster host and had a master system in his body. Narukha must destroy the first monster host and that ultimate system to restore the fabric of human life. [WELCOME TO PORTAL DIMENSI, SOLDIER! GLAD FOR YOUR ACHIEVEMENT TO BE ACCEPTED HERE!] [YOU NEED TO FINISHED ALL THE MISSION TO GOT LEVEL UP 10 AND 10.000 POINT] [WAIT FOR A SECOND...] 0% —> 10 % —> 16% —> 35% —> 57% —> 77% —> 91% —> 100% [YOUR STAT POINT HAS BEEN UPGRADED AUTOMATICALLY] [PROCESSING TO CREATE YOUR MAIN QUESTION AND SUB QUESTION...] [YOUR MAIN QUESTION AND SUB QUESTION HAS BEEN CREATED. HAVE A GREAT TIME FOR DOING IT, SOLDIER!] Narukha was knew that his whole life would changed.

What is a devil raiser? They always hide themselves in the dark so as not to affect the ordinary ones' life. The only thing we know about them is the job mentioned clearly in the name: devil raisers, which means ‘people who raise the devils’. Xavier, a young man, who started working as a devil raiser at the age of fifteen, will lead you to the world of devil raisers, where talent is a curse, love is always suffering, sun is death, and hope is trying to bloom in the deepest valley of despair.

A young man called Henry works as a security guard in an Empire. He was disregarded and humiliated by his colleagues and boss despite being so hard-working. His girlfriend who couldn’t stand the insult left him in the heat of such trouble. This led to him being thrown out of the house and he eventually traveled to a nearby town to stay with his grandma where he unraveled the mystery behind his true identity. After finding out that his father is the billionaire who owns the empire where he works. He resumed work with his new identity and took his rightful position but didn’t hesitate to take revenge on each of them who made his life a living hell in the office.

"I want to see mom and dad's faces, I want to see the world, and I also want to see what humans are really like!" "Be patient Wui, mom will try so that you can see like a normal human," Wui Jin is a 20-year-old young man who has had an eye defect since birth. This defect makes it difficult for him to develop, his father and mother have tried their best to find a way for their son to see like a normal human being, but their efforts have never been successful. On one occasion, Lian Wei and Xiang Ling brought Yier Yan to the stopover of a great physician in the hope that their son could be cured by him. There was a reward behind this hope. Grandpa Wui Ling will give Wui Jin eyes but on the condition that his parents' lives must be in return for the treatment. Will Yier Yan's parents give up their lives? Then what about Yier Yan's fate?

As he handed everyone their room key , he smiled as he gave the last one out . All 39 rooms were filled up. After dinner , he rang a bell to summon everyone to the dinning table. "What's going on ? Haven't went had dinner already?" Room number 13 asked What they didnt know was that this dinner was for him not for them . "I'm sorry to announce this but i'll have you know that as you walked in here of your own accord "Arnold's eye turned bloodshot red "There's no going out " *** Forced to take his own life, the raving ghost of a man filled with revenge takes over the body of a young man called Arnold. It builds a hotel which he named after his first love because it needed blood to keep it around much longer until it's able to take it's revenge. Would his plan be successful or would this vengeance-filled ghost be exorcised before it even has it's chance?. Find out in this blood-thrilling horror story.