Your So Ugly Jokes

“Even with your annual salary, you can’t afford my daughter’s perfume!” Maria growled at Sawyer. “A mediocre man like you is not even qualified to smell her perfume, let alone hold her hand!” “What perfume do you use, Sasha?” Sawyer asked. “All our family members use Goldblood perfume,” Sasha stated proudly. “It’s the best there is. It’s worth 800K a bottle—not something you can afford.” “You should leave, or our Big Dog will see you out!” Maria warned in an icy tone. Little do Maria, Sasha and their family members know that Sawyer, the man they kicked out of their mansion, was the Empyrean, the only son of the two legendary figures and was also a potential candidate for the supreme commander of Earth’s armies! They all refuse to believe his words, but when the truth gets revealed, they all crawl and beg for his forgiveness!

“Do you know what my status entails? I am the chairman of the biggest AI company in Castle City. Not some ordinary woman. You are not fit to be by my side again, Arjun,” Meera glared at her husband. “Is that supposed to be a joke?” Arjun immediately scoffed. “I made your company, Astra, what it is today, Meera. I made you who you are! I worked my ass off to build every leading technology in that company!” Arjun has always been satisfied with being the hidden genius who made his wife’s company the best in the city. But when she suddenly asks for a divorce in order to leave him for another man, will he just watch her do whatever she likes? How does he retaliate and make those who underestimated him pay? Read in this intriguing book, “The Underestimated Genius,” to know more."

Being the son in law of the Wayne’s family, Green never complained when he’s being sent on errands nor starved. He was diligent in his duty, even though it was tiring. After his wife was chosen as the right candidate to be the executive director of zenith’s group which worth trillions of dollars, she chose to go one with a divorce so as not to be seen with Green all the time and also to save her face, making Green fell like all the love and care which he showed her were just piece of cake. ~~~ “So, are you ready to claim the trillions of dollar zenith group and also other multi billion dollar groups your father left behind?” “Yes!” “Are you ready to be called, Dragon Lord Green. The fiercest, Excessively rich god, and king of Galaxy nation?” “The dragon lord is hungry for revenge.” It’s showtime!

“Don't embarrass yourself. It’s not like this is new.” Carlos dropped the bag and with each step he took toward them, the years of loyalty, sacrifice and love burned to ashes in his chest. His fist clenched involuntarily. “You were my brother, Robert,” his breath weakened with pain while his eyes gleamed. “And you... I was planning to marry you, Andrea!” “You?” Andrea snapped with a scoff, wrapping a sheet around her. “You can’t even pay your rent on time. You’re a delivery boy, Carlos. A nobody." Framed by His best friend and lover, Alex is forged by the experience gotten from his betrayal and misfortune into discovering his true identity and rightful place as a Seclair heir. And to take revenge on all those who were behind his misfortune with the help of the system whose golden aim is to make him the grand master of the SOLO SYSTEM.

At seventeen, Marcus Reid had everything. Olympic dreams, loving parents, and a bright future. One gunshot changed it all. When his parents are murdered on the night of his greatest triumph, all evidence points to Marcus. Convicted of a crime he didn't commit, he loses twelve years of his life in prison for murders he didn't commit. Released at twenty-nine, Marcus is broken, jobless, and ready to give up, until a mysterious librarian named Emma believes his story. Together, they uncover a deadly conspiracy involving organized crime, sports corruption, and powerful people who will kill to keep their secrets buried. With danger closing in and time running out, Marcus must use every skill his father taught him to hunt down the real killer before the killer hunts him. Because in this game, the truth is the only weapon that matters and missing your shot means death.

"Yes Daddy!" She groaned yet again as my palm hit her bottom for the sixth time. "That's good, I want to make your ass permanently red and you won't be able to sit down at work for days." I paused after the eighth spank and ran my palm over her reddening cheeks. "You have a lovely backside. I think I'm going to have to spank you quite often to keep you in check, and I'm looking forward to doing just that." **** Reincarnated... Yes I might have. System? No I didn't get that thing... But I got something better, a talent that let me make love with women and grow stronger! Watch me rise to power while building an army of women through the multiverse, parallel universes and beyond! For this is my calling!

“Who’s this new threat?” Asked the king, “It is a dark class being, who is a merciless killer, killing even the innocent.” Zeomora is a human being whose sole purpose is to assassinate the Four Legendary Heroes, but realizes that his also being hunted by unknown beings. “Who are those people?” “They are beings from other timelines.” And that’s when he realizes that there are other timelines which could end up to be a threat both to him and to themselves. But with the help of the dragonlord, Zeomora manages to avoid danger. But what shall he do? Heroes are known to be one of the strongest beings. If it was just one hero then it would be reasonable, but he has to defeat four of them and not only defeat them, but make sure that none other will ever reincarnate again. But Zeomora assures them one thing, “I shall be the strongest being and I promise you that I’ll be fiercer than your deepest fears.”

"What happened is, you are nothing but a poor and wretched husband, I was stupid leaving my wealthy family to marry a scumbag like you, and now I am an outcast from my own family because of you" Hannah blasted. "But I thought we loved each other" "Yes. I did, but you're not worth it, you can't take good care of me Marcus. I mean look at my skin, it's all dark and filled with spots, one year with you was more than hell. And I'm comfortable with my new job, and I'm earning more than you can ever afford" she abused. When this happens to you, when your wife cheated on you and felt no remorse, when she rejected you in public. There's only one thing to do. Be rich Follow Marcus on his epic journey towards retribution.

Draven's world had already been invaded by aliens. His parents were killed by them and humans were treated as trash. Draven could only steal from the rich and survive. But one day when he stole from a Lord he realized he had gotten the ticket to a VR Online game called, “FortuneCraft.” Even though only influential beings are permitted to participate, he is given the opportunity to join the game and change his destiny by acquiring unlimited wealth. [ Welcome to the year 2230 ] [ The game is exactly a replica of your future world. Fortunately, the game has been designed in such a way that you can acquire immense wealth and use them later in that destroyed world.] [ This game serves a dual purpose. It not only is a game but also gives you immense wealth and you can learn essential survival skills and acquire them to use it in the real world. ]

After finding out her husband has been and is cheating on her, Diana meets with a terrible accident on her way from a night club party, where she had gone to drown away her sorrow. When she wakes up few weeks later, she loses her memories and was unable to tell who she was. "Ma'am, you're weeks pregnant and though lost your memories due to the accident" the Doctor stated. How she got pregnant she didn't know? Who she was, she didn't know. Six years later, After rehabilitation, she returns back to the city with her triplets and meets her ex husband whom she no longer recognizes. Now, Her husband is set to win her back as well as her triplets but, her triplets has a striking resemblance with the president General.