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A group of teenagers were selected to become mages of a dying world, they are to pass through a test in a form of a school setting. The world of Alzdaar was in war, the war between mankind and demons, the war has gotten to a brink, so a prophecy was made that there were six chosen humans who can end the war.

With more power than the government and more influential than the church, Ben manages to be the greatest drug lord in the black market. This great power and influence comes also with unnecessary attention and draws greedy attempts amongst his associates, including the Tang dynasty. After the negotiable compliant Mr. Tang was befallen with stroke, the business was left in the amateur hands of the two sons, Wu and Li. The Tang brothers were greedy and sought the power Ben possessed. So the two brothers rage the war and it’s the Tang brothers against Ben. Along the way, Ben’s brother-Reuben- is badly injured and is admitted. Elsewhere circumstances and over burden obligations drive a man to suicide but fortunately he survives a forty floor story building drop and is admitted in the same hospital Reuben is admitted. This coincidental unplanned encounter leads to the first meet up between Brian and Ben. At very potential danger and a failed attempted assassination, Ben cooks up an insane idea and opts to hire Brian to act as Reuben temporarily. So the train wreck begins, initially Brian portrays as a humble aspiring drug accomplice but after several attempts by the Tang brothers, Ben is forced to lay low and entrusts Brian with his empire. This move changed the tables, Brian’s ambition and goal to be the best brings hell on earth for those around and loyal to Ben, especially the knights. The excessive blood spilling draws Ben from his hideout, and chaos was everywhere, worse Brian joins forces with the Tang dynasty. However Ben is determined to prove the two merged forces that he was the head for a reason. So the war escalates and eventually only one emerges the strongest.

My fantasy that evening was not a tranquil one. It was completely dark inside my head aside from the many air pockets drifting upwards with no sparkle or reflection, just dead circles. I was befuddled right away yet then, at that point, bigger air pockets gradually rose among the other, more modest ones and inside were pack mates. "You might turn into an omicron, or a pi, or far and away more terrible, an omega," I shuddered when I saw Draugluin's irate face as he counted down the positions as though my life's worth would as it were decline. «You want to be so presumptuous since you climbed in rank?" An air pocket of Draco's scowling face materialized with disdain filled eyes before he suddely vanished, passing on me without an opportunity to counter. "A powerless Xi like you," Another air pocket rose with Draugluin's pompous smile as he peered down on me. Stop I heard my powerless voice shout out among the vacant air pockets. "You are pointless as well," the rebel wolf chortled. "She would not fall back when she was told to," Lyall's enraged face frightened me. Lyall had never been so cross with me forthright where he'd place me down before Alpha however, that snapshot of selling out was agonizing yet not undeserving. It makes perfect sense to me, I yelled, however there was no reaction. "For what reason didn't you simply pass on it to the people," Auntie Mona had her arms crossed, a look of dismay all over.

800 Thousand years ago, strange showers descended upon the many planets and solar systems. The changes were so great that both couldn't, and an old began changing, having strange and rare characteristics never seen before. It was just them, as humans the first group of humans awakened special innate abilities. But when the world was still straying to understand its predicament, forces from afar attacked the planet, wanting to conquer the world. The entire world shook with fear at the feet of these strong and mighty invaders. And when all hope seemed lost, a man named Krept gathered a fierce group of 10 called the Hands. Their emergence spelled good for humanity, and their strength was immeasurable. With a single blow, they could destroy a giant enemy warship to dust. They fight bravely, finally getting humanity its first victory. Yes! They succeeded in driving the invaders away. But this wasn't the end. To prepare for future incidents, they formed humanity's first Alliance, working hard to head into space and conquer inhabited planets. Forward to the present day, humanity has conquered 118 planets. Humanity also had alliances with other lifeforms, as well as enmity. Fighting to stay alive and survive, humanity continues to fight off invading outsiders. Ji Feng stared at the ceiling, absorbing all the strange memories in his head. Alright. 'All this was good and all, but what does it have to do with me? Why did this rich daddy transmigrate when I was already a winner in my past life? Can I go back?' ~Ding!! [Congratulations host. You've unlocked the Supreme Master Teaching system!] '...'

Light and Darkness: Origin The beginning Nytri Alcore Elnora, the first Calamity from the mortal realm. Her name alone birth fear and terror in the hearts of gods and devils. Born an orphan, betrayed by her adopted father and ordered by said father to die for his plan failing. Nytri survives after one faithful encounter to become a champion. Unfortunately, her memories are muddled but she knows she'll recover them because only she is capable of messing with her mind in the realm of mortals, devils and gods. Forgotten Memories, Forgotten Power, Forgotten Skills. But her will to slaughter remains etched deep in her memories. War across realities begins with Nytri Alcore Elnora. "I'm going to SLAUGHTER ALL OF THEM!" Also, There will be other books on different universes with different CHARACTERS so crossovers will happen.

Living an unfulfilling life and dying a tragic death, Alph Quint is transmigrated into a world filled with magic and wonder. However unlike what he had always believed, transmigration turned out to be a free ticket to tragedy as one peril after another fell on him, sometimes making him loose the very will to go on. Will Alph crumble and break from the pressure of being a main character or will he rise from the ashes like a phoenix and create a tale so epic that it shakes the heart of those who read it? [Author's Note] Hello, I would like to thank all those who clicked my novel, thank you, and I hope that you will enjoy the ride as Alph Quint and I myself evolve through the course of the story to hopefully carve out a masterpiece. I'm not a native English speaker and my writing skills might not be top class, but I promise that both my writings skills and the story itself will only get better as we progress.

Imagination is life. Your power is what you think of your self. Who are you....? You'll only know that when it all ends. But if your reality changes into something else or someone else...... What can you do.........?

After all the children at the orphanage where he lived were killed, Gerald fled aimlessly. That was when a gate appeared in the city, spewing monsters that attacked humans. Instead, humans awakened new abilities to fight those monsters. Except for Gerald, because he died. When everyone gained power, Gerald became the first human to die from this disaster. But when he opened his eyes, he was reborn in a new world. A very different world from the earth. [Congratulations!] [You have been reincarnated as disaster] [Reward: Promoted as Creator] [Destroy all the worlds and you can recreate the world. Your own world your own rules!] [Include: Resurrect the dead] A system appeared. He got the chance to create the world he wanted. However, the man who killed his family suddenly appeared in this new world. How could he exist in this world? That man approached baby Gerald and took something from him. [WARNING!] [YOUR DISASTER CORE HAS BEEN STOLEN!]

"Here are the leftovers for you, hurry up and finish them!" Marcel glanced at the plates filled with scattered rice, chicken bones with a little meat still attached, and vegetable soup with only the soup left. "Eat on the floor, as usual." Marcel looked down and looked at his wife, Shirley. "You have the nerve to tell me to finish your brothers' leftovers?" asked Marcel in a protesting tone, as he frowned reluctantly at the plates. The oppression Marcel experienced made him want to end his life by downing his parents' formula. However, instead of dying, he was transformed into a powerful being! Will his wife's family apologize?

Cover not mine. Credits goes to the owner One fine morning, Bryan woke up in the hospital all alone with no memory of who he was. Being left all alone made him feel a little uncomfortable, but thanks to fate, he was met with a girl who claimed to know him. Since Bryan had no memory of his own he decided to listen to his heart and trust this young woman and live peacefully till he recovers his memory but fate seemed to have other plans since the unknown demons of Bryan's past have come to haunt him and the worst part is that Bryan does not remember anything, so how will he face the problems which came to disturb his peaceful life?