Your So Ugly Jokes

Time travel is an interesting concept or idea that has always captivated Bobby Stokes, a white chubby, brainy nerdy teenager living in California. While being bullied at school and painfully ignored by most, Bobby finds solace and comfort in dreams of building a time machine—until one fateful evening, everything changes. He receives a very chilling text message from an unknown number: "Your life is in great danger. A tall black man with a bald head, and a brown stylish mustache is coming after you. Please, avoid him at all costs. I’ll contact you again. —Bob, from the future." Now crippled by fear, Bobby must navigate and explore a mystery that traverse time itself. Who is the black man in the message? Why is Bobby’s future self warning him? And what happens if past and future collide or clashes? Only time will tell… Genre: Sci-Fi Thriller, Mystery, Psychological Drama, YA

In the midst of pouring rain, Leon Carter sits alone, drowning in despair over his crumbling life. Once madly in love with Sophia Winters, the girl who vowed to marry him or no one else, he now faces her icy indifference, her parents' disdain, and a marriage reduced to ashes. When a strange message flashes on his phone—"Do you want to change your fate? Y/N"—Leon hesitates, dismissing it as a hallucination. But something compels him to press “Y,” unlocking a mysterious “Life Advancement System.” His first task seems trivial—run two miles—but the reward, a flood of financial knowledge, feels too real to ignore. Returning to the mansion he shares with Sophia’s family, he’s confronted with divorce papers and an offer to leave with a settlement. To their shock, Leon rejects it all, walking away with nothing but quiet defiance. As he steps into the rain, his phone buzzes again: “Congratulations. Task complete. Reward: A mansion unlocked".

’Isn't death better than all this suffering?" This was Williams’ last thought as he made up his mind to jump in front of a speeding truck When a disdainful mechanical voice echoed in his mind and interrupted his action. [How unfortunate could this poor system be to be assigned to such a weak and useless host?] This was how Williams Miller received a system that changed the trajectory of his life. The system’s sole purpose was to give him all sorts of quests, each with corresponding rewards and points that he could exchange for items in the system's marketplace upon completion. These quests encompassed but were not limited to becoming a physician, chauffeur, investigator, assassin, playboy, educator, psychologist, president, server, diver, and more. **** Warning: This is a Harem novel, with the MC having more than three women and there are several chapters with R18 scenes. **** This is a novel filled with comedy, revenge, action, face-smacking, and lots of fun. Please make sure to comment, rate, and show your support if you enjoy reading, thanks.

"Yesterday, I was a bug you could crush. Today, I am the bank that owns your soul." For five years, Qin Ming was the joke of Hanhai City—the "Living Door Mat" of the Lin family. He endured the insults of his mother-in-law and the physical torment of his boss, Chu Haoran, all while secretly using his genius to build his wife's company, into a billion-dollar empire. But on their fifth anniversary, the betrayal is absolute. His wife, Lin Xinyi, reveals she was only using his "Dragon Blood" to stay young, and with her ex-lover Chu Haoran, she shoots Qin Ming and tosses him into the ocean. As he sinks, his blood hits the family's "Dragon-Vault Seal." In a single, world-shaking moment, the Dragon God System doesn't just wake up—it liquidates the ancient hidden reserves of the world's 1,000 largest sects. In less than twenty-four hours, the System transfers every cent of stolen "Spirit Wealth" into his account.

Identity is all in a global city that never sleeps, never forgets. Your name is what makes the difference on who you can access or the value you have and what awaits you. However, there is a man who is not connected to the system. No records. No history. No name. He grew up in the shadows of an ultra-controllable metropolis, managing to survive on his instincts, intellect, and secrets he does not even comprehend completely. Once a perfect machine of the city starts to fail, due to his inexplicable presence, strong institutions begin to pursue him not to kill him but to define him. As he continues digging he finds out buried a fact that the system was not meant to safeguard people. It was designed to erase them. And he might be the only fault it is impotent to amend. Stuck between underworld connections, high-end enforcers, and an enigma that surrounds his creation, he has to choose whether to vanish forever... or to shred the illusion of the city. Since the system will never name you again, you are either nothing or you're dangerous.

Could you survive a horror movie? That's the question Riley must answer after he and his friends get lured to Carousel, a malevolent town where horror movies come to life. Riley thinks he is in big trouble when he is assigned the Film Buff archetype, a minor support class that has a penchant for dying early in movies. At first resigned to his fate to die over and over, he believes he has found a way to survive. Upon obtaining the Oblivious Bystander trope, monsters and killers will not harm him as long as he can convincingly pretend he has not noticed them. At first, this ability appears to be a joke, but Riley thinks that with some clever exploitation, it might just be his greatest strength. What to expect: -Strategic gameplay and clever uses of movie tropes to survive -Perilous storylines right from your favorite horror movies -Creative Twists of Classic Horror Movie tropes -Moderate stats-based combat and strategy

X, that's what he's called during the mission. The man who has become an assassin in a country suddenly gets an unexpected attack and dies in a cliché until his soul occupies the body of a poor man who only lives with his-in-laws. Dominic Louzen is a poor son-in-law who his wife does not even love. But, unfortunately, X occupies Louzen's body without getting any memories from the body owner. "Oh Shit! How can I occupy the body of a poor son-in-law like him?" Not only that, living with a fussy and demanding in-laws made X choose to leave. Relying on his killing skills to get money, X came a cross an organizations that brought him to reality. "Me, your leader?!" Who is Louzen? Is there a particular reason X occupies his body? So, how does X, who occupies a new body, begin his life journey to become the identity of Louzen?

In a world full of caped superheroes, supervillains, and monsters, Aldrich is worthless. 95% of humanity has evolved to develop superpowers, but Aldrich is one of the rare few that has no powers at all. Because of his lack of powers, Aldrich suffers relentless bullying and discrimination. Society looks down on him as a burden. He is reminded everyday that he is better off dead than alive. Yet one day, at the height of his despair, after Aldrich is spat on, beaten, and broken, when it seems like everything is taken from him, a familiar screen appears in front of him: a screen from his favorite fantasy role playing game giving him the chance to wield the power he has only ever dreamed of. [Welcome, Host. Choose your Class:] [Class: Necromancer selected] Watch as Aldrich rises from weak to strong. From suffering to finding vengeance. From standing alone to commanding undead legions. From mere man to Lord of Death itself.

“Your scholarship has been revoked! You can either clear up the entire year's fees or leave this institution.” “How much is it? I just hope it doesn't exceed a 100…” “A $100k? Memoville? It's $2, 295, 000. 00.” “Hello, Arthur. I need a $100, 000, 000. 00.” “Done, young master.” ***** Benjamin was the campus joke… right up until the secret he never knew came crashing into his life. Betrayed by his girlfriend. Kicked out by his adoptive family. Mocked by everyone. All until a phone call arrived with one message: “Young Master, we’ve finally found you.” Turns out the “nobody” they bullied is the lost heir of a multibillion-dollar empire. Now Benjamin isn’t just back… He’s back to destroy everyone who thought he was beneath them. If they wanted a weakling, they should’ve bullied someone else.

Grit, that was Elijah Langston's life. He knew life was harsh to the poor but his life was a combo of threat— harsh and bitter like bile. People relate with him like trash, spat in his face like his life was a cruel joke. The only person who he thought had his back and believed in him, Clara, his girlfriend was caught in seclusion, in a flashy hotel room with an arrogant billionaire in, Derek Vaughn. Not a flicker of guilt, no repentance, Clara spat it to his face, calling him all sorts of gruesome names that left him devasted and shattered. “Take a look around peasant, this life is what I deserve and not the hell you made me pass through. To hell with your love!” Clara didn't just hurt him, he made him look like a fool, taking side with Derek even when he was the one hurt. But a call. Just a call changes Elijah's life.