You're So Old Jokes

little boy cried" mama mama papa where are we going" he sniffed "Carlos baby don't cry mama is here for you" she said " Stop playing around with that kid Margaret and pack the bags" father said "mama papa please i do not want to go anywhere i want to stay here with Janette"the little boy thats not up to 10 years old "Carlos where we are going to you would find new friends infact more than a hundred friends" she said "Mama but i really like Janette she really friendly"the boy said "They are here " the father said "Open the door or we will break it down" the village judge said "Honey what are we going to do"she said "You and Carlos go through the back door ill b right behind you" " Honey I can't leave u here " she said "I said go now!".

Arnold lived in misery all his life. Everyone always looked down on him. One night, at the hotel where he worked part-time, he witnessed his wife being proposed to by Victor Galvoir, a wealthy man in the country. Arnold demanded an explanation from his wife for all this, and he was shocked to find that his wife had been cheating on him since a year ago. Because Arnold had ruined his special proposal event, Victor sent men to beat him. On the verge of death, Arnold was found by an old, richest woman who claimed him to be her lost grandson. “You are my lost grandson, Arnold. You are Arnold Winster!”

Derrick is the new CEO and dragon alpha of his father's pack who has kept his gay sexuality a secret, but things get steamy when his father remarries leaving him home alone with a stepbrother called Brian who becomes his roommate and loves to sleep naked, though its heat season and they're unable to control their secret sexual urges for each other, and as much as he tries to hide his gay nature... The Rainbow mating day is coming and he just discovered that Brian happens to be his soulmate which means that he would have to accept his sexuality and love for Brian been made public to the world, although his Mate isn't ordinary either as he is born with rainbow fire abilities.

The cover read: The 800 Methods. “Oh, I couldn’t.” “This has eight hundred deadly moves,” Marvin said. “It’s the most comprehensive monograph on the subject. Most of the strikes kill with one blow, once you master them. I’ve dog-eared some of my favorites. It’s actually padded with a few techniques that are hard to use outside laboratory conditions. But they’re still good to know.”

"Who do you want to go with? Mommy or Daddy?" Weston watches his girlfriend ask their four year old daughter. "I want to live with the two of you," the kid answers. "You can't, girl, you have to choose between coming with me or staying with daddy." "But..." The little girl's voice chokes with tears, "my teacher says family is to live together." "Not all families live together; we are one of those families who would never live together." "I'll stay with daddy." "Daddy is poor and won't be able to take care of you, just come with me, I will find you a better and wealthy Daddy who will buy you whatever you want, take you on vacation to Paris and Dubai..." *** It all started ten years back... Weston fled from his family like the prodigal son, started dating Ivy, got a child and squandered all his money. Now that he is poor, his girlfriend doesn't want to have anything to do with him because...who the hell wants to remain stuck with a man who can't even afford three square meals for his family? But then...what Weston's girlfriend didn't know was that her boyfriend was a multibillionaire...  

George was your normal average guy on the street, doing the bare minimum, barely keeping his grades at the university afloat while dating the girl he loved. His life was simple but he loved it. Not for long though. It all changed after the sudden death of his parents in a ghastly car accident on the day he was supposed to graduate out of the university. On that day, George lost everything, not just his parents. “George, I heard your parents died in an accident, sorry”. “I wanted to inform you that Harley asked me out at the convocation”. “Of course I accepted, so that’s it, we’re done”. On that same day, he lost his girlfriend, his everything and life suddenly lost meaning to George. He lost the motivation to live. ‘This is my fate’. He thought. At the verge of giving up on living when he thought it was all over, a beautiful red-haired girl with chubby cheeks visited him. “You’re George Churchill right?” “Your grandfather sent this to you”. A system, stuck inside a visafone! The next day, George woke up to his mysterious family inheritance that enables him to do what he loves best, capturing cute pet and majestic beast pictures for a living. The only difference this time was, with each successful mission and capture, the mysterious visafone pays him real money…, real money! George’s life changed! “Perhaps, my fate is not that of misery afterall”.

"You're the Miracle Doctor! Without you, the world would end." Ethan thought he was just a desperate man donating blood to save his wife’s mother—until a stranger called him the Miracle Doctor, a legendary physician who vanished after a tragedy. Betrayed by the woman he loved, Ethan loses everything—until a mysterious savior named Leanna helps him uncover the truth: he’s not only a doctor but heir to the nation’s largest medical empire. Now reborn, he wages a silent war against the elites who erased his name. The forgotten genius has returned—this time, to heal the world and make his enemies bleed.

"Are you Jason Paul Decker?" Jason stared at the men all dressed in black suits and dark shades, looking like casts from the movie MIB. "Who's asking?" "We're from your grandfather, sir James Decker. He wants to know when you intend on taking over your father's business." ~•~ Jason lived a rather simple life with his wife in New York. Broke and unable to get himself a job, he lived as the worthless son in law of the West family. One fateful morning, he ran into some men who told him a secret that would change his life forever.

He was murdered by his own brother. Then a voice whispered, "You wanted a fantasy? Live one." Alex died reading about beasts and heroes. He woke as Darian Vex—a hated bastard in a world where beasts choose their masters. His father wants him dead. His siblings hunt him for sport. His only memory of his old life is the burning need to go back. But this world doesn't care about his plans. On Awakening Day, while others bond with dragons and phoenixes, Darian gets a trembling, half-blind rabbit. Vermin-class. D-rank. The weakest beast ever recorded. The Academy laughs. His family disowns him. Everyone wants him gone. Now he's trapped in a body that tried to die, holding a beast everyone calls worthless, surrounded by enemies who'd love to bury him in the mud. He only wanted to go home. But first, he has to survive. When the world gives you a rabbit and calls you trash, do you crumble—or do you become the monster they never saw coming?

“Richard, I do not know why you're acting like you know nothing. It's no hidden knowledge that you've constantly mismanaged funds, bribing corrupt officials like yourself, it's all documented. There's evidence you know?” ********* Over two years ago, Dalton City was on the brink of ruin, having natural resources in abundance; they were the target of their enemies and corrupt officials whose aim was to destroy and corrupt the system.  All of these changed when Richard Day, the enigmatic and feared acting mayor took over after fighting and winning various wars for Dalton City. Richard is surrounded by many enemies who seek his downfall, and amongst them is the least expected, Betrayed by his fianceé and her father, Richard has no choice but to step down and let them take over. But let the world await and fear his comeback, because Richard Day's Legacy isn't to be toiled with.