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After being kicked out of the orphanage by the new owner, Aslan had to leave and had nowhere to go but the dormitory near his school. He only had enough money to buy one slice of bread without a drink. Even so, when an old lady came and asked for food, Aslan gave her the bread without thinking. The grandmother gave him a gift in the form of a strange system. [Welcome to the Fun game system!] [Fun game system is a system that will give you a lot of wealth and glory by doing missions and playing exciting games] [System and master unification process] [10%] [40%] [60%] [80%] [100%] [Unification completed!] [Now master can enjoy playing games and earn a lot of money!]

Life had never been kind to Ethan but nothing compared to the cruelty that followed the day he married Lila Clark. What was meant to be a desperate act of love—to save his dying grandmother—became the single choice that shattered his life.His marriage to Lila was supposed to be salvation. Instead, it was a curse. If he had known it would drag him into a nightmare that would rip his soul apart, he would have let fate take his grandmother rather than bind himself to her.Now, his body breaks and reshapes into something monstrous. His heart grows colder with every scream that leaves Lila’s lips."You’re a monster!" she cries.Yes. A monster forged by her hands, her lies, her betrayal. And monsters always collect their due.

Blurb – The Smith’s Legacy Genre: Urban | Trope: Fake Identity, Family Drama, Redemption | Tone: Emotional + Adventure “You’re not good enough for her, Asher. You never were,” Ava’s mother spat. “I wasn’t trying to be good enough for your daughter,” Asher said slowly, his eyes darkening. “I was trying to be enough.. for her.” "But since I am not, I will take everything, until she has way less than enough." _____ Asher Smith never wanted to inherit his father’s empire, he wanted to build his own life, from scratch. So, he walked away from the Smith name and legacy, faking a humble identity at Cornell, where he met Ava Harper, beautiful, comforting, and full of dreams. Their whirlwind love turned into marriage, but love wasn’t enough to withstand pressure. Especially not from Ava’s mother, who saw poverty as a crime and Asher as a curse. One betrayal shattered everything. Now, Asher is back, not as the broken boy you would expect, but as the true heir of Smith Corporation. And when Ava sees him again.....it’s too late. Because the girl she once resented for sitting too close to Asher? She is wearing white now. And she is holding his hand with a ring on it.

Humanity is at war with a vicious blood-tasty alien organization called 'the creed' Who is going to save humanity? --------------------- Ryan, a sixteen years old boy gets transmigrated into another world after his death, his soul enters into the body of another sixteen years old called Ryan in that world. Coincidentally, both Ryan suffered at the hands of the people around them, and both their families. To make things worst, the new Ryan could not awaken any ability like other kids and became the object of mockery in his school. When he thought that his life was coming to an end, he suddenly awakens a system inside of him. With the help of this system, he gains an ability, not just one but multiple abilities that will help him. The system tasks him with a mission to save humanity and help fight the war with the creed but he refuses to meddle in the affairs of the humans because of how he has been treated in the past. What will happen to our Ryan? Will he continue to run away from his mission? Or will he have a change of heart?" Let's find out in this journey. ----------- Chapters will come daily as long as you vote for more.... The cover isn't mine, credit to their rightful owners. TAGS: A little bit of villain Mc, Bloodshed, multiple females around the Mc, playful Mc, demons, elves, vampires, goblins, monsters etc.

Daniel wasn't your everyday nobody. His life transitioned from that of a loser to that of a winner after being bitten by some bastard. "You're my perfect successor." "My ass..." It turns out it was a curse... from that moment on Daniel became a vampire, a loser that suddenly became a vampire, sounds sort of cliche if not for the beatings that he received in the streets, struggling to get some 'food' until he gained enough experience to control his powers. Apparently, after becoming a winner, getting a few girlfriends and transforming his own experience by a hundred and eighty degrees, life seemed to not be quite done with him yet. After a series of unfortunate occurrences, Daniel found himself in a mad new world with a new name, and certainly a new family of sorts. ** ** "You're..." "I'm your Demon Empress, my cute familiar, make me something to eat~" "w-wait where are you touching?! a-and you're..." "I'm the first familiar, a Kitsune..." "... a what? forget it... you?" "I'll introduce myself, I'm the second familiar, an Octopus~ my belly is rumbling!" "How many tentacles do you have?" "Don't pay attention to her! I'm the third familiar, an Oni! and I have two horns and I'm hungry!" "I can't see the other... hold up... what is that moving goo?!" "I'm a slime... please don't slip on me, also, I'm hungry." "Why are you all hungry!?" "My sweet familiar, here is your first task... cook me something delicious." "Like what?" "I wonder how vampires taste~" "..." ** ** #romance, #harem, #action, #system, #tournaments, #overpowered, #R18, #vampires, #demons, #magic, #strongToStronger, #slimegirl, #octopusgirl, #demongirl, #kitsunegirl, #evolution

“There he is, shoot him!” Commander Zhain ordered his men who were running along with him in pursuit of Alves, a 19-year old boy who sneaked into the soldier's camp to steal bread for himself and his little sister. “Shoot that little thwart! What are you waiting for?” Commander Zhain screamed and his soldiers launched a rain of arrows at the hungry teenager who couldn't think of any other way to feed but only to manoeuvre his way into a den of soldiers, the Doshikan camp. A group of soldiers who submitted their loyalties to the most evil man in the world, Lord Arman Butshaf. “Oh spirits, please protect me. Let life not slip from my hands today. I beg of you.”

"Do you believe in magic?" Those where the last words the old woman said to the young man before handing over a silver spoon. Three wishes he had to make with that spoon and a chance to change time. However, a mystery was attached to everyone who owns the spoon. The pathetic man who had seperate with his wife and child due to poverty, ridicules her words because only kids believed in such saying. He jokingly made a wish with the spoon and suddenly found himself in an unknown land where everyone referred to him as; "The man from the future" With that mysterious spoon, what kind of wish could he have made? Would he ever get united with his family when he finds himself in a strange land?

Because of the tragedies she got through, she felt the misery, the hopelessness, the pain of losing someone. This girl is a wholehearted otaku and a fan of the Japanese animation called Anime アニメ wherein a famous scenario happens after dying, getting reincarnated into another world. She think of getting reincarnated and leaving the old world behind, she already decided it since she lost half of her heart in this world, and there is no longer reason to stay. Yes, an Isekai 異世界 means a parallel world. Will she be able to redo her life without regrets this time? In the new world she is about to embark consists of mythical creatures that you can only see in a fantasy book, Dragons, Mermaids, Monsters and Magic Powers.

A character who was feared in the world of martial arts died after being stabbed in the buttocks in a battle. After this incident, the character's residence was also destroyed by people he didn't know. The character's 7 year old son managed to survive, with the help of 2 heirloom books by his mother, a boy named Thian Sin lives in the care of a grandfather and intends to find out who killed his father and destroyed the red village where he lives. Thian Sin uncovers the mystery of his father's murder which turns out to involve many parties in one big conspiracy in the world of martial arts? You can find all the answers in the novel Ang Bit Sat Sin (The Red-Faced killer), a classic martial arts

"How dare you to raise your voice? You are nothing but a leftover food person," Cole spat the wine on his face violently. Stella relished the taunts of her husband. Aside from that, to make it more enjoyable for her. She add the fuel in it, and asked everyone attention in the party. She asked the audience with a mocking chuckle, "My darling husband, has told me to behave like a wife. Do you all think I should follow my poor husband?" The audience laughed with her, underestimated him. The insults was unbearable for him. But the concealed truth was more essential to him than continual humiliation. Aiden was pushed out of the house to beg and eat meals from trash by his parents at age 10. He was taken to the jail to murder his uncle. Fortunately, he was adopted by a mysterious old man, who taught him all types of wisdom. At the age of 16, he became the best killer on Dark Web. At 17 he received his PhD degree in the greatest university. At the age of 20, he rose to become the rich men' most renowned physician and covert Mafia boss. But he yearned for solutions to all of his existential queries.And the only person knows about it, Lord Osric. To know his childhood hidden truth, he became son in law of Osric's family.