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“You're a burden, Nicholas. A worthless pauper. Among the eight billion people around the world, you deserve to be called a Man.” Nicholas Bellingham had faced humiliation and disgrace from the colleague at the Dublic Cooperation . They were only making jest of him, despite all the bullying, Nicholas didn't bother about them. As if that wasn't enough, He caught his girlfriend having an affair with his boss, and they lied against him and threw out of the company. Heartbroken and devastated, he was about losing hope when suddenly it was revealed to him he was the Lost Heir to the greatest family in the world. Nicholas planned to get revenge on those who had hurt and show them who the real boss is!

“I scrubbed floors and drove taxis for three years to put you through law school. And you’re leaving me the day you make partner?” For three years, Arthur Vance sacrificed everything for his wife, Eleanor. He worked three grueling jobs, skipped meals, and buried his own dreams just to pay her tuition. But the moment she became a high-profile lawyer, she handed him a divorce paper and a mocking $100,000 severance check. Her new billionaire fiancé, Julian, just laughed in Arthur's face. "She's a swan, Arthur. And you're just the mud she had to wade through to fly." Stripped of his dignity, his home, and his wife, Arthur is kicked out into the freezing rain with exactly $14.32 to his name. His life is over. Until a cold, synthetic voice echoes in his mind. [Trauma Threshold Reached. Emotional Detachment Detected.] [Binding: The Infinite Wealth System.] [Current Balance: $999,999,999,999,999.00] Arthur is granted access to a bank account with limitless funds. But there is a catch: the money must be used to consume assets, destroy enemies, and conquer society. With every billion he spends, the System rewards him with superhuman strength, lethal martial arts, and elite skills. Eleanor thought she was upgrading when she left him. Julian thought he could crush a penniless delivery driver. But what happens when Julian tries to host an ultra-luxury engagement party, only to find out Arthur just bought the entire VIP club with his pocket change? What happens when the "worthless mud" she threw away starts buying out the city's banks, underground syndicates, and corporate empires overnight? They wanted him to be realistic. Now, he's going to show them a new reality. Keep your hundred grand, Eleanor. I'm going to buy the world.

For three years, Diego Herrera was mocked as nothing more than a “substitute husband.” His wife sneered, “Diego, you were never my man—you were Alejandro’s replacement.” Humiliated, treated like a parasite, Diego endured in silence. Until the night he walked away. What no one knew? The man they despised was the God of Martial Arts, a healer feared in every hospital, and a hidden CEO whose empire made generals and billionaires kneel. “Diego, you’re worthless!” Isabella spat. He looked at her once, cold and final. “Worthless men don’t make CEOs tremble.” From boardrooms to battlefields, his name will shake nations. Doctors, generals, tycoons—every one bows before him. And every woman who once laughed at him now fights to catch his eye. Heiresses, celebrities, even daughters of the most powerful families… all whisper the same thing—they want him. But Diego has no need to chase. He is the storm. The boss. The man untouchable. “You’ll crawl back to me!” Isabella mocked. He smiled faintly. “No. You’ll kneel.”

"You're so useless. Good for nothing husband" After ten years of loyal service, Salvador finally gathers the courage to ask for a raise—only to be humiliated, underpaid, and fired instead. Returning home with shattered pride, he faces an even colder reception from his in-laws and a wife who no longer sees his worth. Stripped of his dignity and desperate for a way out, Salvador must decide: will he keep enduring, or finally rise and reclaim the respect he deserves?

🏆Best Face Slapping Novel In ["Leap To The Top"] contest. [Silver] "Slap!" "Leave my house Oliver! I need a divorce." Oliver left the house with tears in his eyes after his wife had said, on his way a phone call from overseas came in. "Youngmaster Storm, you're the son of the most powerful business woman in the world and the heir of trillion dollar assets." With 50 billion, the once useless son-in-law becomes the Incredible son-in-law.

"I was meant to take your father's blame, be jailed, and killed afterward so you could be with him?" Damian asked in a low, hurt voice, staring at Ravenna. "It took you this long to realize," Ravenna eyed him. "Don't play the victim card. You were a convenient scapegoat." Ravenna walked up to him and said in a condescending tone. "You should be grateful you're out. Scram, Damian!" She said, spat on his face, turned, tucked her arm into her new man's arm, and stepped into his car without a backward glance. Damian loved his wife more than life itself and wanted nothing more than to please his father-in-law, who treated him with scorn. When the opportunity came for him to finally gain his father-in-law's approval, it cost Damian everything. What happens when Damian decides to get back at those who took him for granted in the past after a revelation about his true identity? Read in the thrilling pages of "Revenge of Domenico Santoro" to witness how a once-despised son-in-law makes his enemies pay.

Patricia was bullied for a decade for believing in her husband. They said Marco had abandoned her. They destroyed her wedding certificate, , declaring her loyalty a pathetic joke. But through the humiliation, she held onto one unshakable truth: her husband, Marco, was a hero who would return to her. When Marco Bianchi finally steps back into her life, it’s not as the humble soldier they all mocked. It is as General Marco Bianchi, the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, the legendary Defender of Seraphia. Butthen, they found out where he really works—a old, broken-down water plant. Now, they're forcing him to prove his power in front of everyone and Marco accepts the challenge. Now, as the elite of the city gather to witness his downfall, one question remains: Who will walk through the banquet hall doors? A legion of the world's most powerful dignitaries... or a handful of maintenance workers, sealing Marco's fate as the greatest impostor of them all?

Five years ago, when demons attacked, and Alex lost his parents, in the process he disappeared and everyone assumed he was dead including his wife Rose and their daughter. Now he's back, determined to reclaim everything he lost. But everyone still sees him as the same worthless man who abandoned his family. Rose's family looks down on him. Elite commanders mock him. Even his own in-laws call him useless and demand Rose choose a "real man." What they don't know is that Alex has become the Lord Supreme—the most powerful being alive. When demons breach the city's safest district and trap his daughter, while other "heroes" rush to help, Alex must reveal his true identity. How do you prove your worth to people who've already written you off? How do you win back a family that thinks you're dead inside? Sometimes the greatest power is letting them underestimate you... until it's time to show them exactly who you've become.

BLURB. "You are Elvis, my son-in-law-to-be. You fainted on your wedding day to my daughter, but now that you're awake, you shall marry my daughter today." Elvis stared at Jordan Moore, not having any memory whatsoever of what the man was talking about. Though something was for sure, he felt no strange feeling about the man, so perhaps, he was telling the truth. So, he married the girl in rags. But now, after a little while, Elvis, even with no memory whatsoever, knew who he was, "I am Vince Klein plus one, I rule the world and my in-law must taste my wrath!" Elvis knew who he was... How was he able to know about it? Will he deal with his father-in-law and leave his wife? Will Elvis survive it as he was just so young? Was he ready for some damage and psychological stress? How could he claim a high position without a memory? What even led to his amnesia? Find it all out now!!!

What would be the next thing to do when the person you cared so much for leave you at the point of your need?. Moore is a poor but hardworking guy, he worked round the clock just to satisfy his wife but suddenly, Fiona his wife brought in another man and mocked him, calling him useless, in front of her lover and also make him a subject of mockery. He was shattered and pained. However, he was still in a delusion when an old man walked in with his bodyguards. He claimed to that his young master is Moore who was wealthy. Everybody was shocked including Moore as he has never being rich before. What makes Moore the young master? How did he become the young master? Will Fiona go back to him if she finds out about the young master?.