You're So Old Jokes

My life has been thrown into chaos by the catastrophe that had befallen the planet. I'm one of the "chosen ones" who have been granted extraordinary powers by the System and my mission is to fight monsters and complete perilous tasks in order to save humanity! But then, A prophecy confronted me, warning that I would bring about the end of humanity. "What a joke!" I said in disbelief. "I'm not going to let that prophecy dictate my life!" I strived to become the most powerful person and prove that my destiny was in my own hands! I wanted to have whatever my heart desired, from power and fame to wealth and even women. You need to follow my journey and witness how an ordinary person like me can become the strongest person, one who will shape the destiny of the world!

The edge of the Attorgron forests lay about fifty miles to the east.I could get good water there, and it was closer to me than the other water source I was going to, but it had its own set of issues.One reason would be that my pursuers would expect me to head there for water, in addition to the cover the forest could provide us as we headed north; however, I would unavoidably run into the Attorgron people at some point along the way. I was a wanted man with a bounty on my head to them.Because of that, I was well worth the effort it took for them to locate me and inject me with one of those poison darts they were so fond of.Thank you;Instead of dying from poison burning my insides, I would take my chances out in the open.

“You are so poor, so poor that even a church rat can feed you. Just leave and allow Alexander to have sex with me.” This was the life story of Julius Sabbath, an ordinary university student wallowing in the miry clay of financial incapability and societal disrespect. For their own amusement and satisfaction, everyone poked fun at him. It became worse when his girlfriend confidently cheated on him, and every student in the university knew about it. When everything became too difficult for him, his story finally took a positive turn. Wait for Julius as he leverages his wealth, rising from the poorest to the richest in the country. "To the lady who betrayed me, and to those who mocked me, I'll make you all regret it, one after another."

"How could you do something like this to me?" Jessica Blake cried"Was it really I who did it? " Jacob Wayne "You-" Mother-in-law said whilst staringly furiously at the man.“You want us to divorce.” Jacob then took out the piece of document and signed it in front of all of them. “So I’m giving it to you.” He then toss the signed divorce papers to them without a single word and walked away without looking back.

At the age of 18, Oliver was already a secret Billionaire. He chose to keep his identity secret so he could exact his revenge on Zora's family who hated him for being so naive, immature, and poor, and most of all, for impregnating their daughter at a tender age. But at the same time, the family he is up against consists of influential and billionaire members. Watch Oliver Smith achieve the unachievable at just a young age. Will he prove to be extraordinary at just 18 years of age?

The Apocalypse is upon us and a group are trying to survive in Yorkshire England in a brutal new world. One man likes his simple single life but circumstances have made him rethink that life. Sid was born and bred in this town and so help him he will die here. No zombies are going to chase him away and if that means a shorter life than he could have then so be it. His old friends and family are dead as far as he knows so the only thing for it is to make new ones whenever possible. That's harder said than done when most of the population wants to kill you and that doesn't exclude the animals. Maybe he will find a way to survive and help the population recover? Maybe he won't?

" What are you doing here?!" She walked forward to meet Hudson and raised her hand.  *Pah*!  Hudson wasn't surprised. He just rubbed his cheek that was hit. Gina glared hard at Hudson.  She felt good after slapping Hudson, but she wasn't satisfied. Seeing Hudson again only brought nothing, but bad memories of what happened at the car dealership!  " How dare you?!" She clenched her fists, as she gritted her teeth.  " How dare you show your face here?!"  Hudson was shocked to see his ex girlfriend in his laws house. What will happen when his ex girlfriend is his mother in law? She will make his life hell and wont let him take a peaceful breath. The young man who is Septa Millionaire heir, but living a life of poor and weak son in law to avenge his mother murderer. Will he spare them for their sins? Will he satisfy his lust for vengeance, or be caught in another thing entirely? "

Apocalypse came when a cosmic wave descended upon the world, devastating the human race and Chaos spread everywhere. In this Apocalyptic world. He who had ambition, an indomitable will and was a genius, he awakened a trash superpower after struggling for years. . . When all hope was lost and he was on the verge of Death, he took a gamble with everything he had against the one who come to kill him. . . . . Read the story to find out more :-P The Mc is Evil so read at your own risk.

"Everyone who has belittled you will bow before you!" Chris, a struggling college student, desperately grappled with the weight of his late father's debt. His world crumbled as he faced the daunting task of repaying it, not knowing where to begin. Adding to his misery, his girlfriend heartlessly ended their long-time relationship during their graduation ceremony and hastily married a wealthy man days later. To Chris's astonishment, the very man she married to bow down before Chris and addressed him as "boss" in the presence of his newly wedded wife—Chris girlfriend.

Owen and Kate met when they were both in college. Then, Owen was one of the richest guys on campus, from the prestigious Sinclair family. The Steele family was also a rich one, though not as rich as the Sinclairs. The patriarchs of both families were friends and arranged for both their heirs to get married right out of college, since they already seemed to get along. Maria, Kate's mother was thrilled she got to call the most eligible bachelor in the city her son-in-law. Things go smoothly until Owen's father and grandfather both die in an airplane crash, leaving Owen alone, with his stepmother and stepbrother for company. Owen's step-relatives had always been jealous and had never liked him, so when the leaders of the Sinclair family were suddenly absent, they took advantage of the fact, kicking Owen out of the house and depriving him of his inheritance. Owen no longer had the wealth that had buoyed him for so long, and found himself helpless. The Steeles we're unhappy with the turn of events, and over the years, they seemed to forget whom Owen once was. They insulted and mistreated him, even turned his own wife against him. Kate cheated on Owen countless times, and treated him with disregard until one day, Owen suddenly got fed up and left. Imagine the shock on all their faces when he returns richer and more powerful than ever before. Deception will peak as everyone fights to get back in his good books.