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The Heavenly emperor is put in panic when demonic evil begins surfacing to the three realms, threatening to bring back the Demon sect he had wiped out thousands of years ago. And all these because of a young man called Asura. A mysterious mortal, Asura is ambitiously bent on destroying the heavens in revenge for wiping out his family and making his life miserable! And to do this, he must cultivate, even when his spiritual core is blocked and he, Cursed to never cultivate! Asura's ambition for power and revenge leads him into the extinct demon path. He recreates his method of the abolished demon cultivation, shaking the foundation of the universe, and making all tremble at the mention of his name. He meets the mysterious high-level cultivator, Kai, who might have some relations with the heavens and demons, all good and evil. The road ahead is muddy and the schemes are devilish. A step ahead would alert the enemies and a journey through lands and lifetimes is what it takes to solve the puzzle and Uncover Hidden truths of This so called good and Evil in the three Realms! What is good? What is evil? what is white, what is black? what is day? and what is night? If no one has no answer. Don't judge!

Who said destiny was in your own hands? Who lied to you? It was written on flesh the day you got your name. Slaves to a race of people that balance the karma of the cosmos... Yet abuse all it's power and gifts in their failed self gratification... Yes! It's true, all for their amusement. But now a boy considered as much an abomination as a hawk and a dog giving birth to a child, is born of high blood and seeks freedom from destiny's shackles. He roams planes and defeat opponents as he struggles to climb to the top. P.s. this is a fantasy earth. Also the book cover isn't mine.

Love, what about it? For love, Logan did the unthinkable, he did so many things all for what? Betrayal. Moved by love he rejected that which gives him power. He abandoned his own family, but in the end it was all futility and chasing after the wind. The woman he loved and married loves someone else, she deceived and toiled with his emotions for three whole years. Logan went through so many humiliations all for Love. Should he ever have a means to redeem himself, how would he react? What would he do to those who stepped all over him? Find out in this awestruck story by LADY E.

Little Sky, an earthling human, is the lowest ranking Knight on earth, regarded by many as the weakest Knight in existence. Little Sky has always hated that he was weak, he trained harder than anyone did, but that didnt change his status of being weak. Little Sky has always been disdained and look down upon by other Knights, they would always laugh and teas on how weak he was. He had thought of quitting so many times But, burdened by his mother's hospital costs and a big loan which is said to be left to him by his father, he had no alternative but to risk his life every day inside the demon grottos, despite his limited strength, which could barely kill the weakest demon. But all that changed when he activated the crazy Devouring system, which granted him the most powerful constitution in the universe; endless evolution, as well as the ability to devour everything. Sky would go from being the weakest to the absolute strongest, saving humanity and the entire universe from the catastrophic demon invasion. with his system nothing in this universe could stand in his way.

In the midst of a sprawling family, a lost Billionaire son finds himself trapped in a toxic web of mistreatment by his in-laws. As he steer through heartache and hardship, he must summon the courage to reclaim his voice and stand up for his own wellbeing. In this harrowing journey of self discovery, he learns that family bonds can be both suffocating and empowering, forcing him to redefine his own sense of worth and find solace amidst the chaos. "Isn't it high time you return home? Sir Stephen?" The word is enough to change, Stephen Roberts life.

Caught up in a sinister plot against his family, Dean Bradson watched his mother be killed before his very eyes. Bloodied and left for dead, he was found and rescued by a young Mia Hamilton. It's been 15 years since that fateful day and Dean has returned to his old hometown with only three things in mind. The first was to find Mia Hamilton and repay her for her good deeds, the 2nd was to find the reason for his mothers death and punish those responsible, and the final reason was to fulfil the promise he made to a father he never knew. Dean was determined to make sure no one would stop him from achieving his goals

“lin, by marrying into my family, you’re living a matrilocal life. Not only do you have to abide by the Three Obediences and Four Virtues, you also have to cut connections with your family!” “That’s your own sister, so why should we spend our money to save her?” “Hmph, are you saying that it concerns a human life? What is your sister’s life worth? The Walters are a worthless family. Otherwise, why did you choose to be a live-in son-in-law here?” While Lin Walter rushing to the hospital, the mocking voices from Alima Bekerly his wife’s, family kept echoing in his ears as he was recalling them from memory…

Miles Creek, due to his father's unintentionally involvement in his mother's death, broke away from the family and tried to make a living on his own. However, after experiencing business failures and his daughter falling ill, he borrowed from relatives and friends, only to be looked down upon by his in-laws. Even his wife gradually became disappointed in him amidst their financial struggles. Unable to gather the high medical expenses for his daughter, Miles found himself at a dead end. His wife even became a target of advances from her superiors in order to gather the money for medical expenses. With no other options left, Miles contacted the old butler of his family to borrow money, but he was given a condition he must agree to before he could get the money to save his daughter's life.

Betrayed by the one person he loves the most and battered to the brink of death– he was left to gasp at the face of death, slowly counting his time till his consciousness faded. In that dreaded moment all that Aiden could think of was getting back at those who put him in this place. His desire for vengeance and power soared through every muscles of his– that desire awakened in him an answer. [Do you want to avenge yourself] [Do you seek to stand on top of the world with fame, riches and glory] [Do you want to make your enemies tremble at the sight of your might] [You have activated The Vengeance System] [Host is 99.99% compatible with 'The Vengeance Systsm'] With a new variable, follow Aiden on his path from rags to riches and his bloody revenge against his foes...

Alpha Monroe is the youngest most deadliest billionaire alive who hates love to the core but prefers to be addicted to sex and making wealth, hence, what happens when he gets given a rogue who is a hybrid of a werewolf and a witch as a maid that teaches him how to fall in love again... But in doing so, she does not know that Alpha Monroe is begining to develop feelings for her.