You're So Old Jokes

"You're now the chairman and heir of McPherson's consortium!" Those very words changed his life forever. Jake's life had seemed to be falling apart. He lost his wife and his job on the same day. He was mocked and ridiculed by his wife's family for being a "useless gold digger," and it seemed like everyone thought he was a failure. But then something unexpected happened - He found out that he was actually the heir to a top consortium. Suddenly, he had power and wealth beyond his wildest dreams. But with that newfound power came enemies and rivals who wanted to bring him down. With enemies around every corner and deadly plots hatching at every turn, Jake had to stay one step ahead if he wanted to survive. Could he outwit those who sought to destroy him? Or would his newfound fortune be the very thing that led to his downfall? Would he be able to navigate the dangerous world of wealth and power, or would he be crushed by the ruthless world of wealth and power?

There was a man in modern-day Germany who always favored programming and in the pursuit of his dreams, he attained it, but life hasn't been what he expected. He can only rely on his best friend, Ansgar Wegener, a gamer, who has always supported him. Both of them had been outcasts from school and had only one friend from childhood which was each other. However, one day, while walking down the road, the man found himself to be involved in a hit-and-run. Regretting his actions and wondering what went wrong, he didn't allow himself to die so quickly. Not long after his death, he seemed to have reincarnated in a world filled with swords and magic. He uses his skills in his past life to see what he couldn't have done in his past life. Read how a programmer acts in a world like this. Discord: https://discord.gg/abyqpHZhgg

Unknown to me, I wasn’t the worthless piece of shit my in laws view me to be. I was the strongest member of a secret clan who lost his memory while on a mission. Years gone had given my enemy the perfect time to destroy all I left behind. But now I’m back, and every single of those who crossed me would feel the wrath me; The Almighty Mael Ze’Ev had in store for them all. …………… “Pick your poison Joe, you can either step down and remain honored, or be stubborn and watch me wipe the floor with you.”

Axelion's life was miserable. He was despised as poor, abandoned forever by his mother, expelled from school, known as a thief. But the wealthy system came to his aid and silenced their mouths. Young Axelion became a boss. His cafes were everywhere. But his attitude never changed. The wealth system came to watch because Axelion was a good and sincere person.

Before the world crumbled, there was the so-called all-giving light. A tremendous blast of white and black glow broke through the skies, engulfing the earth and raining drops of what looked like stardust. It was an unexplainable phenomenon. Everyone thought it was a new weapon of mass destruction that had lost control, being tested by the countries that held superpowers. Thus the beginning of a short little skirmish between them as they tried to blame one another for it. But then, while the world was at war between themselves, it began. It started with certain people suddenly developing godly powers. Some had super strength, others were unparalleled speed and so on, making the conflict continue with a unique twist. Everything was now engulfed in chaos, destruction, and anarchy as new rulers rose and the old was slowly being replaced and disposed of. And during this time, a young Chris Cruz is thrust into the world of power struggle because of his need to provide for his family. Being deemed as an irregularity for having so much energy, yet with no proper use, they considered him a dud, a waste, and a totally worthless case. Thus, they keep him in the research division to serve as a guinea-pig for finding out more about the said phenomena. With no choice as a soldier, he is forced into missions and predicaments that put his life on the line. And throughout all these obstacles, the power in him slowly adapts, but at the same time, all of it begins to consume him. Will Chris be able to stay as he was? Or will everything completely change him? As the world starts to look different from his point of view with each awakening, eating every piece of his humanity away.

"Replace my son and marry the heiress of the Swan Corporation, and I will lend you $200,000." These were the words spoken by my father and stepmother when I went to their house to borrow money for my mother's medical treatment. Edward is an ordinary guy, a part-time salesman who is constantly trying his best. But his life takes a dramatic turn when he is betrayed by his girlfriend, falsely accused of voyeurism in the restroom, alienated and trampled by everyone, suspended from school, and shortly after, his mother falls ill and he doesn't have enough money. However, it is precisely these events that change his entire life. The heiress of the Swan Corporation, is she truly as useless as people often gossip about? And what lies behind the seemingly innocent girl within her family?

“You never give me anything I want and the least you could do is disgracing me up and down even after trying to bath you rich, Ethan you always manage to shout it out to the whole world how pathetic and useless you have always been” Gracie blurted out her pent up emotions. She really didn’t think she can take this anymore, how could he not for once disgrace her publicly? “Gra…cie” He called slowly, looking her right in the eyes.

Alpha Monroe is the youngest most deadliest billionaire alive who hates love to the core but prefers to be addicted to sex and making wealth, hence, what happens when he gets given a rogue who is a hybrid of a werewolf and a witch as a maid that teaches him how to fall in love again... But in doing so, she does not know that Alpha Monroe is begining to develop feelings for her.

Jonathan Einstein was a poor son-in-law from the Weldein family. He had to accept all the gossip and blasphemy against him. Even Elissa Einstein, the woman he married, had to be willing to lose a priceless inheritance. Living in the humiliation and insults of Elissa’s family did not necessarily make Jonathan hopeless. Until one day, he met an old man who gave him a key. There, Jonathan’s life suddenly changed one hundred and eighty degrees. Jonathan suddenly had gotten immeasurable wealth, wealth that would never run out even by the dozens of descendants. And all that wealth was in one gold card that he got. Enjoying a rich life didn’t make Jonathan be arrogant, he did everything that was useful to elevate himself and his wife so that they would no longer be looked down upon by his wife’s family.

Being someone who is always used by others, is always looked down upon because he has no power. It was a normal thing for Raphael Salazar, from the very beginning he was alone in this world, he longed for recognition from the people around him. Naive, innocent, trusting others too much, and not having the heart to say no, that's how Raphael lived his life all along. Raphael knows he is only used by the people around him, they see him easy to beat because he is an orphan. Until finally, Raphael who was fed up with all the unpleasant treatment, when he decided to rebel and think more about his own life. However, Raphael ended up dying because of that choice. Just as Raphael had given up on his life and was about to accept his death, he heard a cold, robotic voice ringing in his head. [Do you want to take revenge on them? I'll help you to make it happen, this offer is only valid once. So, will you accept my offer?]