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-What if heaven is not what is generally believed as?- . 21 Ascenders were chosen. Each with the utmost goal of attaining perfection.With the mindset of becoming the perfectionHe planned for.A young boy from Earth finds himself in another realm, strange voice in his head and so his adventure begins.———I didn’t choose this life. No, I’m supposed to be dead. Somehow, under bizarre circumstances, I find myself in Heaven.No, not the Christian biblical heaven or the Islam Paradise.No, I find myself in Orun,(Yoruba word for heaven) and it’s 7 worlds.In this place, the weak is chaff before the strong. And true strength can only be attained through pushing ones limit.In this 7 heavens, Nothing is impossible. Dragons, Masquerades, Vampires, Drakons and yes, Irunmoles exist.What I find about myself is that I am a sort of contingency plan, to carry out the legacy of The Mad Prime.He who was once an Angel but died an Arch Demon. The Fallen Legacy Of a Genius Being and by the Gods, his Legacy shall by me, Fall or Rise.I am Bayo, I am the Number One, FirstBorn Of my siblings and we have one mandate...ASCEND Through the 7 heavens and establish a new order, for our Patron, Trixius The Great!——————————-Cover image is Google sourced.Please RATE, COMMENT, VOTE. Inspires me much.Update schedule is 1 Chapters Daily.—————————

He's back, and he will destroy them all! ****** Alexander Winthrop was the son of a powerful aristocratic family, the richest in the country. However, after his mom died, he was set-up, and exiled at the age of seventeen to cater for himself, without a penny. With his hardwork, he saw himself through school and established a multimillion dollar pharmaceutical company. The fast rising company arose greed which made his girlfriend conspire to send him to prison, deceiving him into signing his wealth to her. When he discovered her treachery by a stroke of coincidence, his broken heart turned into a nightmarish dark one. ***** And now… They call him god because there was nothing he could not do. He was incomparable, unfathomable and mysterious. No one knows the full extent of his powers or wealth. If he says he will make blood rain down on Capitol or make it snow in Sahara desert, it damn well would! He was an existence all others can only look up to. But his cold, merciless heart was not always so dark. People made people change into the demons they became. And so he arose…. A demon created by a thirst for vengeance, and the blood of the betrayers around him. A mad killing machine with infinite powers and wealth, commanding fear and awe in the hearts of men. He was Lord Dracula, the king of hell. A demon called god.

| Completed Novel |- Hot bad boys - Sex scenes and Aliens -After struggles in his love life, Bad boy-Terry who is regarded as a wicked sex machine becomes a billionaire but the government is after him because he survived an alienic experiment, making him the worlds most wanted human alive, hence not just the government and his dark past is after him but aliens too, so he has to rely on his powers to survive and find love again with the woman he desires.

What if you discovered that everything you ever wanted lies in your past? Living a happy but riddled life with his wife, Aidan's life took a drastic turn when he lost his sight and his wife whom he thought loved him tells him the real intentions behind their marriage. Being blind means been expired and his wife's tycoon family has no use for such, he was considered a liability. Just when he thought the worst had happened, an accident creates a turn around and his past offers him an empire and a revelation that makes him thirsty for vengeance!

Adams’ life took a dramatic turn for the worse when his fiancée, whom he had been engaged to for five years, cheated on him days before he could announce the surprise wedding that he had planned for her. If that was not bad enough, his ex-fiancee's current boyfriend is hell-bent on ruining his life and the career he has worked so hard to build but has yet to see progress in. Adams had no chance of fighting back because he was the sole heir to one of the country's richest billionaires. At that point, a system appeared, and his life changed drastically for the better. Not only did he become eye candy for mere mortals, but he also made history as the first person to unlock the three magical systems without causing any backlash. Join Adams on his crazy journey through the system. An urban system saga novel with supernatural elements. Cast your vote for your favorite character. (Warning: This is a slow-burn urban level-up novel.)

A transmigrator from another world is transmigrated into the late years of the Tang Dynasty. He was given a system that enables him to learn martial arts quickly. Swinging the three feet blade to wash the dust of the mortal world. The world is unpredictable and time is ruthless. Tears and blood were shed by heroic men and women. Warriors died in battles. Swordsmen lost lives for their path. What a spectacular way to spend a life! Drink the strongest liquor, love the prettiest person, watching the ocean wide and the cloud high as the wave rises Meet heroes and fight for your martial path. This is Jianghu! This is Wulin!

Fired and betrayed on the same day, Nelson lost his zest for life and decided to commit suicide. But before he jumped, a miracle happened. Ding! [Welcome Host, Nelson Kade] [The system has been connected, complete the mission and get all your wishes]

BLURB Xiao Tian was the only son of a king in the Ming Dynasty city of Wuyu. However, when Xiao Tian was six years old, on his birthday, an unknown group massacred his entire family. His mother’s younger brother, who rebelled for the position of king, killed his father and mother in the incident. The person who slaughtered him was none other than his mother’s younger brother, who rebelled for the position of king. Xiao Tian could survive the uprising. With his face covered in blood, he looked up at the sky while clenching his fists. “Father, Mother, I, Xiao Tian, will not let your deaths be in vain. I will Avenger you, and I will become the strongest in this universe so that no more children lose their parents like me. I will create peace through the universe. If anyone wants to stop me, let alone mortal humans, not even gods, demons, or the heavens will stop me!”

After the devastating war between demons and demigods that obliterated Earth, God recreated Earth and bestowed the Order of the Divine Sentinels to vanquish the demons and restore peace. However, as time passed, humans grew unfaithful to God and lost touch with the Divine Virtues. Suddenly, the demons reappeared from seclusion, launching a brutal attack that decimated half of the human population. Now, humanity must confront an even greater evil. Amongst the chaos, a child named Talon was born, only to have his life cut short as the demons drained every drop of his blood. But God, in his mercy, granted Talon his life back reincarnating him with system that wasn’t yet activated, waiting for him to grow. Talon's extraordinary journey of life began. Lacking parent’s and guardians he had to beg, steal, and even endure horrific experiments by scientists loosing his life again. “Your Time isn’t now! You must fulfill your destiny!” Talon finally activated the God system. [Congratulations! You have been blessed with the Divine blessings of God] [Life restoration 1%....2%....40%....70%....100%] [Life Restoration Complete!] [Divine Virtues Activated - ?????]

"You are parasite! You are the biggest disgrace in my family! I hate you so much!" For three years as Camille Abraham's husband, William always endured all the insults that were given to him. He suffered everything, but the only thing he could never accept is Camille's cheating. Now he won't put up with all those humiliation, because he is not that poor son-in-law anymore...