Your So Ugly Jokes

“Who are you?” The Magnus asked with a sinister look on his face. The boy smiled, “maybe you have not heard about me” he paused for a while and studied the Magnus face, “I am Aeon, your new god of war”. From his own world,he was known as nerdy Aeon who just lived life carelessly. One day he is magically transferred to a different world which is totally different from his own and guess what??? Magic rules the land.. Now Aeon is bestowed with the gift of using all the seven levels of magic while the highest Magnus can only use level three. Aeon is hunted but Aeon has to win and save the world from this Magnus who is still finding it hard to believe this was the same boy he trained to a member of his army.

"In the past, the goddess wanted to protect all the children in the world. In the present, a little girl has sworn revenge amid tears of farewell. In the future, a young man will wish to live the next day, to see the innocent smile of his sisters..." The union of the three wishes, from different times and worlds, brings us to Andeavor. Reincarnated in a world dominated by the influence of the demon lord, Kurone Nakano, an ordinary young man, has been commissioned to be the "lolicon slayer", an unlikely hero with the sole purpose of protecting innocent smiles. However, as he comes into contact with people from that world, his mission becomes increasingly difficult. Church, nobles, heroes and demons become his enemies and all he has to survive the hard journey is a loli equipped with an M16A2. Grit your teeth! Pull the trigger! The season for hunting lolicons is open!

What comes after death? HE was ready to accept that he had lived a meaningless life as a sworn sword to another.... for another. HE was ready to accept that his life, which fell apart in the blink of an eye, and led him to tread through countless battlefields as a common footsoldier of no renown, was his sole accolade as he passed on. That was all there was to it. However... Death isn't the end. There is no time to rest. Another life awaits, and you have the privilege of choosing what you will be when you are reborn. But you work for it. You toil. You prove your worth. Whether the end goal is to become a Devil, an Angel, a Young Master, a Hero, a Giant, or a god. You bleed for it, in 'Prospect For Reincarnation'! --- Hello there! I will be posting this story on Royal Road under the name Shade Arjuun!

Everything begins with one word: "Karma." Good and evil—two sides that can never coexist. What you give will always return to you. When the world falls into chaos and ruin, Aron desires only one thing—to save the person he loves most. But every step he takes only leads to more suffering. Betrayal. Blood. Loss. Until the day the world brands him as a demon born from sin. And when all hope dies and darkness calls, a single question lingers in his heart: "If fate has cursed you, can you break it… even if it means drowning the world in blood?" This is the story of an ordinary man turning into the darkest shadow. A journey carved in scars, rage, and secrets so deep that even destiny tries to hide them. "Every destiny has a price. Are you willing to pay it with your soul?"

"It's over between us, Dylan, Don't you get it. I'm not in your class anymore..." "You're too broke for me. It's over..!!" Dylan was devastated after his four-year relationship ended abruptly. He couldn't help but think of all the efforts he had put in to make it work, only to be cheated on by his partner with a wealthy classmate. Dylan at his lowest received a notification from an unknown system. "Host detected!!" "Congratulations! You're the luckiest man among billions. You are chosen to be the Ultimate ruler of the infinite world!" "Initiating system pairing, paring begins!" "20% 50%...... 70% System paring according to host needs." "Analysis complete!!" "Transaction begins......" "Wow!! I'm definitely the most richest man in the world. I will repay all those that have hurt me!!"

"Your mother-in-law already told me that you are a useless fool but seeing you now, I have to say that she was lenient with her words." Elvis, a wealthy billionaire left his father due to a feud to live a simple life, devoid of all the hate and hectic life of being rich. Married into an average family, he held his wife's company, Sonia to gradually rise to the top. But as she rose in fame, so did her scorn for him and soon, she decided to get a divorce, breaking every bond that they had between them. Right after this encounter, Elvis is kidnapped, and tearing his eyes open, his eyes meet with that of his father. "Son, the family needs you back." His father brewed out words that he never thought he was going to hear.

“Your father and I have signed the contract termination and it is official. You and Vanessa are no longer married. You can now return to the streets where you belong” are the words of Ryan's father-in-law. Ryan is thrown into the streets after his contract marriage with his betrothed wife is terminated by his father and her parents to make way for their evil plans. He is denied any access to his unborn child by his wife because of his poor status, as she is prepared for marriage to her wealthy ex boyfriend. He receives an invitation to a grand ball and a woman reveals herself to be his multi billionaire long-lost mother and the owner of the largest business corporation in the country, making him her heir. Now a billionaire, Ryan goes undercover to cause pain to all who hurt him in the past. Will they see him coming?

In a world filled with mythology, legendary martial arts, and gods who rule fate, a young man named Jihan must step on an ancient cultivation path that could change everything. On a quest for mysterious treasures and hidden truths, Jihan encounters enemies that test not only his strength, but also his faith. Joined by unexpected allies, including a woman with deadly powers and an outcast god, Jihan embarks on a journey full of gripping twists-from epic battles to ancient secrets that stretch far beyond time. Will she be able to conquer the gods and find balance between the human world and the mystical realm? Or will the power she gains destroy everything? “Between gods and men, one destiny will decide the fate of the entire world.” Explore an eastern fantasy world filled with mystery, mythology, and unforgettable battles, in an epic tale that will shake your imagination.

After losing his family to an accident, Derrick commits suicide a few years later. By great luck he revives to the time right before his family dies by the accident. However, Fate plays a trick on him and he is only able to watch his family die again despite his efforts to save them. His anger and sorrow make him swear an oath to remain eternal enemies with Fate. Later on, he finds out that his present world is a little different. It was a world of fantasy. Martial artists ruled the world and a lot of magical things became possible. Derrick sees a path he can trudge on to unravel the workings of Fate. However, he does not realize that Fate is not done with him just yet. _"You saw the end but you did not relent. My return shall mark your doom."_

A meteor strike caused all living things on Earth to mutate. A race of beasts rose from the ground with a violent bloodlust to annihilate the human race. The humans were also affected. The meteor radiation gives everyone magic powers. An army of Beast Slayers was formed to keep the world peaceful and to eliminate the monster race that attacked humans. Born into a mysterious family, Noah Quill is the only person without magic in the force. People scorned Noah, thinking he was useless and just practicing swords without magic. When Noah was training alone on a mystical mountain, the power from his family legacy was awakened. Now, he was ready to become the greatest Beast Slayer and join The Legion. DING! [Congratulations on awakening your talent] [Synchronization of talents with host body] [1%] [100%] [Synchronization complete] [Ability: Blood Manipulation]