Your So Ugly Jokes

.... "Master?".... “Of course. It's because you haven't activated your powers yet. I've been waiting for you! You are the reason I am in jail and now, it's fulfilled” He almost screamed in excitement and brought out a dragon-like ring which almost frightened the fragile Reed because it seemed rusty, dirty and old. “It's all yours. Master of the 365th province of the imperial world!” ***** In a world where the rich oppressed the poor, he was tormented! Humiliated! Confined! Now, he is set free! He is back! Those who opposed and oppressed him would be repaid one million times worse! It starts from now!

"I'll rise above this, and you'll face the consequences of your actions," he declared, a silent promise to himself amidst the noisy laughter. “Now, you see that she was only using you all these time,” Jack said, and Sydney smiled slyly. Sydney's cold words cut through the air, echoing her heartless confession. "That's so true, I only used you to solve my Math problems. I would never want to kiss a guy drowning in unending poverty. This is not a fairy tale, where a princess gets to kiss a frog," Sydney declared, glancing down at the hole on the top of Micheal's shoe.

Hudson Stewart was just an ordinary delivery guy who was bullied, despised and made fun of by his college Mate's. When the college bully used the identity of the woman Hudson loved so much to set him up, Hudson Stewart could swear he almost committed suicide that night but someone had stopped him with a single statement that changed everything. "Young Master, Your Father wants You Back Home -- You are his right Heir." Now, It was Hudson's time to rewrite his story because soon , he became "The Undisputed Hudson Stewart" and everyone that made fun of him shall bow to his feet.

She would have given everything she had to him if only he had asked, if only his arrogance did not lead him to kill her. But now, her ghost has no love, her ghost is all about revenge. Funny thing is, he buried her in the same house that she built with her own money, brick by brick. Is it possible to get a good night sleep after burying your own wife in the same house you're sleeping in? What if you can't sleep, can't move out of the house and the ghost won't let you sell it either?

‘Wake up, child. It's time to claim what's rightfully yours. Your time of being seen as a street dog has passed. Now is the moment to shine and exact vengeance upon all those that wronged us,’ the injured woman from earlier whispers to Phil while he's unconscious. •• He died and lost his identity, and died again to regain it. Now, the bullied, murdered, no-good garbage picker son-in-law, is Alexander Lord, the trillionaire heir of Labyrinth City, who has returned from the dead to exact vengeance on all those who wronged him—no one will be spared from his wrath.

Alejandro Vargas was the perfect wallflower, a pathologically shy twenty-two-year-old whose only goal was to survive his aunt's temper. But when a mugging in a dusty Mexico City plaza goes wrong, his life takes a rhythmic turn for the chaotic. The Baile o Muere (Dance or Die) System has arrived, and it only offers one way to survive: shake your hips or die. Now, Alejo must navigate the dangerous urban underground where every fight is a performance and every dodge is a salsa step. With a terrifyingly beautiful Argentine mentor forcing him into the spotlight, Alejo must find his soul before the final beat drops.

Clinton ran, Clinton won the race, Clinton kissed a girl, Clinton died. What a truly miserable way to die. Clinton woke up to see himself before an angel. “You are now before judgement”. “For being an arrogant prick, a womanizer who slept without remorse with your mate’s girlfriends, and for 999+ other sins that you have committed, you have been sentenced to life outside hell”. “You have been sentenced to lifetime imprisonment in Planet #2122 as a low-tier undead in a Dungeon”. And so, Clinton’s fate was sealed in the most miserable way possible. Beep! {You have unlocked reincarnation curse: Miserable Undead System!} ‘Oh boy!’

There is one thing I have always been sure of. "If you make the wrong choice, then your life will be filled with dark clouds." Slandered, bullied, betrayed, threatened, is the hell that I always feel because I made the wrong choice. Words are "killing machines," and many people don't know that. "One word can destroy someone's life and one word can change someone." I even thought that sleeping is torture and waking up is the worst. In the past, I lost my temper and planned to kill myself. I like walking in an endless tunnel with emptiness and emptiness filling my heart. This is my broken story.

Everyone thought Jace Prescott would ruin his life before twenty. Then the girl he planned to marry destroyed him in front of millions. For five months, nothing between them had been private. Not the secrets. Not even the moments he thought belonged only to them. Millions had been watching. The same day his life fell apart, a dying billionaire appeared with a shocking claim: "I’m your uncle. And you’re inheriting my empire." Jace has no interest in forgiveness. And in a school full of arrogant rich kids, fake saints, and people who mistake kindness for weakness… That’s about to become everyone’s problem.

Greenish Race invaded the planet earth and destroyed everything, especially humans. Humans who survive crawl to the underground and create “weapons” to revenge. 100 “weapons” called HumanBot. Asher was one of the 100, the weakest or the luckiest, who knows? All the modified DNAs planted in his body were well-expressed. And not only that, but he also got a system—A mutant system. [The Mutant System has been granted] “You have 0 DNA essence in your bank.” “Unlocking DNA Extraction Skill Level 1.” [Cost: 0 DE] … Being the extraordinary human breed, will Asher and the HumanBot be able to bring back the glory for the human race?