Your So Ugly Jokes

The Black cosmic force, a force capable of eradicating gods and high teir beings, bow resides in a young lad on earth. Yeah he's powerful, but lost his family to get such power. He grows up along with regret and torment of being able to control such massive power in his human body. After many years, he later accepts his fate and made the power to good use, becoming a protector to his city and beyond. When i say beyond, i mean outer space. Beings and Aliens from different dimensions and realms are on the look out for the cosmic power, so as to take it as their own and rule over all minors. He now stands as a bridge between the universe and these power hungry beings, putting his best to stop them.

The same robotic voice continues, "I repeat, after the long, loud beep comes to an end.This is an immediate need.At the government's request, the following message is sent.There is no test here.This nation or one of its allies has been the target of a nuclear attack.It's possible that nuclear warheads will arrive.The attack's scope, number of casualties, and location have not been determined.If there is a fallout shelter nearby, go there right away.Otherwise, please remain at home.You will receive additional information as soon as possible at the following frequency, 76.155/85.955 Megahertz.Keep your cool and wait for more instructions.This message will be heard again.The transmission terminates.The radio stops talking for a split second.The transmission then begins to repeat with a loud beep.

Summary: This novel is about a boy named Kai who got mistreated from his Family because he was weak. In a world full of beast, Superpowers and Bloodline he had no powers. He was a normal human being with no Superpowers. He got treated as a loser and got bullied from his classmates and other people with superpowers. In this world every 16 year old child had to go to the military for 4 years to learn to control their powers. ____________________________________ Author notes I am righting this novel because I am bored so don't expect to much. But I am going to try to update every week. And if my English is bad I am sorry I am going to try better so please have Patience. Thank you for reading my novel ❤

Greg Chase was a talented man. When he graduated from college, he started his own company and soon earned a lot of money. But just when he was going to have a beautiful life, his girlfriend, Laura, had a conflict with a man who tried to obscene her. To protect his girlfriend, Greg had a big fight with that man.However, that man was rich and powerful, so Greg was put into jail. His girlfriend told him that she would wait for him. But 3 years later, when Greg got out from prison, he found out that his girlfriend was going to marry the man who tried to obscene her!Fortunately, when Greg was in jail, he met a mysterious old man who taught him medicine and martial arts. The old man gave Greg a ring, which is the symbol of the king of a mystery organization.So, Greg will start his revenge on the influential man that snatched his girlfriend.

In his final moments, he was given a chance to be back in the past by sacrificing his system. Clark promised himself that he would not let fate decide his future. … “Hey stop right there! Who are you? If you don’t have an appointment then you may leave” “Tell your master that I want to meet him” “Wait, Mister, Who are you?” “I am… Clark Montediore” His eyes glowed in the radiance of an amber. The mark of the Montediore. And that is how the missing child of Montediore came back. For his parents? For the love that he had for his family? For power? Of perhaps status? No, it is for something much more important than that.

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"Check it out, it's the hunchback son-in-law," a man whispered to his wife. "Gosh, he looks so hideous. He reminds me of a vulture." A mother shielded her children away from Logan as he limped passed them. **** He couldn't even look up straight. Everywhere he went, he was easily recognised by his infamous hunchback and oversized trench coat. Betrayed by his unfaithful wife, Logan encountered series of hardship and judgement from society. What no one knew was that Logan held onto a secret healing technique passed down from generations. Then things started happening fast when he encountered Kim Taeyang, a wealthy tycoon. Logan began his rise to the top, using his secret talent to dominate the world and punish his enemies....

Logan has been in a relationship with his girlfriend for a while, and despite the fact she treats him badly, he has made up his mind to marry her. On the day he intended to propose to her, he didn't have enough money to buy an expensive ring, so he opted for a cheaper one, but just then he got an offer for a short job from his friend, he was going to be paid 100 dollars, he agreed to it not knowing it had to do with his girlfriend getting engaged by another man.....

The Magic God Morpheus.Through his sacred veil and his ten elemental wings, he held his staff... Morpheus regarded the mortals that thrived, suffered, enjoyed, loved."My son... you have reached the peak, but your soul might have perished along the way. Allow me to imbue your existence with joy and purpose."After reaching the peak, Morpheus felt devoided of amusement and life, forsaking all of his secular needs and desires... for his family, his clan, his country, his continent... always a sacrifice.He was fated to go through the path of solitude and power."Father... I don't want to go."Those were the words he said to the god that insisted to push him away from this world, after everything he sacrificed to reach the peak, he is to be sent away?!For what reason?!Magic is the peak of nature, the peak of human evolution, but in the vast existence there are worlds that don't believe such, worldsthat believe in the path of machines."My son, there are several worlds that might do with a touch of your grace, a touch of your knowledge... I shall now send you there as the saviour that will take those worlds back to the righteous path, you that dominate magic and life, who could possibly be better?""But father... I... I worked so hard to reach here, how can you do this to me?!""You don't understand this yet, but this is for your own sake... go there and live, conquer, form, thrive, fight... follow the desires of your heart, my son."And just like that, with a living body but a dying soul, Morpheus was sent on his way with a lot of reluctance.Enjoy the story of a traditional magic protagonist, journeying through a dark cyberpunk world.

Betrayal is the only truth that sticks... Ryker Steele, a C-Grade interstellar bounty hunter was left for dead by the very people he worked for. Drifting in the endless void of space, he was beamed by an unknown cruiser and found himself in the care of a peculiar man. "Let's conquer the cosmos together and along the way, you'll have your revenge on the association." He receives a power unlike any other from a mysterious being. Will he get his revenge? Or will he find a new purpose in his life? Join Ryker as he sets out on his adventure spanning several galaxies. *Cover art does not belong to me*