Your So Ugly Jokes

"Who the hell or what the hell are you? And why are you in my head?" "I am your system interface. Host identified: Alexander Todd." *** Alec lived in a city where power meant everything. Bullied and overlooked in school for being poor and different, he was seen as powerless. One day, after another harsh encounter, he blacked out and was left alone in the rain. Something strange happened that day, something that changed him. He didn’t wake up for days, until a sudden sound in his head brought him back. From that moment, Alec’s life began to shift in ways he never expected.

"You think you can just walk in here, spout your empty words, and expect me to forgive you? You're nothing but a commoner, a peasant, and you will never be worthy of me." The words sting like venom, and Rex can feel his heart sinking into the pit of his stomach back then. Fast forward to the present, here she is, his ex-wife on her knees begging for him to take her back but will he? Or will he concentrate on his businesses and continue to uncover more horrifying things about Earth? Author's note: This is a action pack urban novel with little romance.

Nick endured years of back breaking labor after being thrown away from his household by his conniving uncle and cousin. He is being humiliated and mocked by everyone and even his girlfriend, Clara whom he thought loved him turns against him and her family maltreats him too. When all hope his lost, he receives the news, “You are the right heir to the X Dynasty. It is time to take your place,” Now he is the richest man in the whole country! He is back for revenge on all those that caused him pain,every last one of them.

Philip is devastated after his sister-in-law requests a divorce and humiliates him in front of everyone. He is further shocked to learn that his marriage was a setup. His life takes a twisted turn after he becomes the CEO of the largest real estate company in the city of Eldrador and he vowed on that day to seek revenge on those that condemned him. He said, "You and your sister wanted a divorce, so just sign the contract and put an end this misery!" "No, Philip, you are mine! I can't let you go. It was a mistake; I still love you." Elena uttered, fidgeting.

Challenge became the fuel that powers poor Ken after his beloved girlfriend Miranda left him for a rich boy." You can never make up to a million in your life" those were the exact word of Miranda that kept resounding in Ken's ears.Ken is a student of a mysterious doctor, although poor yet smart , and highly skilled in martial art. His handsome face, intelligence and martial art skill soon gradually brought him to limelight, but he was determined never to lose focus. He knew he has to make it. He has to prove to himself and the world that he is a big deal!

Betrayal is the only truth that sticks... Ryker Steele, a C-Grade interstellar bounty hunter was left for dead by the very people he worked for. Drifting in the endless void of space, he was beamed by an unknown cruiser and found himself in the care of a peculiar man. "Let's conquer the cosmos together and along the way, you'll have your revenge on the association." He receives a power unlike any other from a mysterious being. Will he get his revenge? Or will he find a new purpose in his life? Join Ryker as he sets out on his adventure spanning several galaxies. *Cover art does not belong to me*

"Here are the leftovers for you, hurry up and finish them!" Marcel glanced at the plates filled with scattered rice, chicken bones with a little meat still attached, and vegetable soup with only the soup left. "Eat on the floor, as usual." Marcel looked down and looked at his wife, Shirley. "You have the nerve to tell me to finish your brothers' leftovers?" asked Marcel in a protesting tone, as he frowned reluctantly at the plates. The oppression Marcel experienced made him want to end his life by downing his parents' formula. However, instead of dying, he was transformed into a powerful being! Will his wife's family apologize?

What if you discovered that everything you ever wanted lies in your past? Living a happy but riddled life with his wife, Aidan's life took a drastic turn when he lost his sight and his wife whom he thought loved him tells him the real intentions behind their marriage. Being blind means been expired and his wife's tycoon family has no use for such, he was considered a liability. Just when he thought the worst had happened, an accident creates a turn around and his past offers him an empire and a revelation that makes him thirsty for vengeance!

Thenma, a poor and weak young man; worked hard for him and his little sister. They were orphanages, making them insulted and bullied. The weak Thenma would keep quiet, and his brave younger sister would always protect him. But Thenma's life was collapsed when tragedy striked his sister, and his lover gave nothing but a stab in the back. A chaotic life made Thenma think death would be better, but a mysterious and foreign system chose him to become The Next Greatest Revenger. "Count to ten of your peaceful life before I come and destroy it like a disaster. I am The Greatest Revenger!"

Unknown to me, I wasn’t the worthless piece of shit my in laws view me to be. I was the strongest member of a secret clan who lost his memory while on a mission. Years gone had given my enemy the perfect time to destroy all I left behind. But now I’m back, and every single of those who crossed me would feel the wrath me; The Almighty Mael Ze’Ev had in store for them all. …………… “Pick your poison Joe, you can either step down and remain honored, or be stubborn and watch me wipe the floor with you.”