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THIS BOOK CONTAINS INTENSE THEMES Greg never asked for powers he's just wanted to survive. When a mysterious entity named Morpheus bonds with him, Greg gains access to unimaginable magical abilities. But power unfortunately always comes with a price, and in his case, it's measured in years of his life. Now, as a first-tier mage with the potential of someone far beyond his rank, Greg finds himself on the run alongside his teacher, a once-powerful seventh-tier healer betrayed by her own alliance she called her family. Fleeing across continents from the deadly Draknar Alliance, Greg must master combat, magic, and the brutal art of survival while protecting his family his mother and sister who've been torn from the only home they've ever known to live. Under the harsh training of his familiar Olivia and the guidance of his weakened teacher, he pushes himself to the limits in deadly dungeons and real-world battles alike. But escaping the past isn't easy when your enemies command armies and your teacher's former allies will stop at nothing to hunt you down. As Greg grows stronger, he discovers that the path to power is patched with impossible decisions: How much of his life will he sacrifice? Can he save his teacher before her damaged magic kills her? And when the time comes, will he have the strength to face the alliance that wants them dead? In a world where magic rules and also determines everything, Greg must decide what he's willing to lose or even protect those he loves.

Today, you are atonating my poverty. Tomorrow, I'll buy all your prices! Under the rainy French rushy, Arthur Pendelton is thrown out of the Ballroom Hotel Ritz like trash. That night, the lover he stumbled on for three years, Chloe Vance, chose to be engaged to Julian de Bourbon, the rich bonundice in France. In front of hundreds of aristocrats who laughed mocking, the Vance family spited Arthur's self-esteem, stuck it as poor immigrants who could never touch the tip of their shoes. However, the world does not know that when Arthur is at the lowest point, a cold mechanical sound echoed in his mind. Financial god system successfully enabled. The initial fund of € 50,000,000 has been transferred to your account. From a poorly insulated servant, Arthur turns into the most feared financial predators in Europe. With the help of the system and the ability of the Eye of Evaluation, it began to subvert the stock market, ahead of property business, and purchased luxury districts in the French Riviera in cash. One by one, the arrogant character that once heddened him forced him to kneel. His former lover cried for me, and the business dynasty that destroyed it went bankrupt in minutes. However, when the art of property of Arthur raises unlimited, the European elite conspiracy curtain began to open. From the ancient banking dynasties in Zurich to the international mafia, they all tried to destroy it. The rich in Arthur, the greater the enemy came to flock. Can Mantahur defend the thrill, or will money without this unlimited power drown it into a deadly global war? Prepare to witness an elegant, fastest, and most brutal revenge on the European continent.

As he considered the attack on Atlantis City, Drake's face darkened for a moment, but he shook his head to clear his mind and looked the king in the eye.I can only say that I was going about my business in the city from which I came when it was suddenly bombed.I was, as far as I could tell, the only one who made it through that.After that, I fell down a shaft, struck my head as I fell, and eventually fell asleep.Next thing I knew, I was here in chains.I'd rather keep things that way;I really do not want to discuss my past right now.Everything just went missing. The observers debated what they had heard as more murmurs and hisses filled the grotto. "I'm expecting that by 'bombarded' you imply that your city was gone after, right?"The crowd's murmuring was stopped when the king asked. Shortly after, Drake replied, "Completely leveled."Bastian tapped the high position arm with a claw a couple of times as he suspected peacefully.After that, he stood up straight and spoke loudly enough for everyone to hear. Bastian stated, "I would easily be able to say you’re not guilty of anything" if this decision were simpler to make.While the crowd erupted into a hystearical commotion, Andromon and Prismo shared a brief glance, displaying a hint of surprise.However, "I'm afraid I can't just let you off the hook, after your involvement with the actual thief's escape," he continued, immediately silencing the grotto.

"That's a check for one million dollars. Take it and leave. Go reunite with your mistress and live your lavish lie." Caroline's voice cracked as she slammed the check against August's chest, her eyes red-rimmed and burning. For three years, she had played the loyal wife to a crippled man. Three years of silence. Three years of him vanishing each month without explanation. Three years of missing money and whispered rumors she'd desperately tried to ignore. She loved him once. But even love has limits. August watched his devastated wife walk away, her footsteps echoing like a death sentence. The truth sat on his tongue—boiling, desperate to be free. But he swallowed it. Not yet. For her safety, she had to remain in the dark. Three years ago, he emerged from a brutal war victorious but broken—ambushed when his strength was at its lowest, his legs shattered, his body labeled useless. They wrote him off. They laughed at the wheelchair-bound shell of a once-great warrior. But August never accepted that fate. As the door slammed behind Caroline, something inside him cracked—not broke, cracked open. His Qi, long dormant, surged like a tidal wave. And for the first time in three years… August stood. The wheelchair sat empty. Now, the man they abandoned is rising. His enemies will kneel. And his wife? He will protect her from the very family scheming to strip her of everything—even if she hates him for the secrets he kept. Let them come. August is done sitting down.

"I understood that my mother has caused a lot of pain for you and your mother. Despite that, I already made up my mind to find you, Logan. The family's multibillionaire system isn't thriving without a male leader," This is the story of a 26-year-old laundry man who was later sought after by his long-lost Billionaire family, despite having been despised and removed along with his mother from the family. With an endless well of riches at his fingertips, Logan Reed set out on an extraordinary journey, filled with both triumphs and obstacles, to teach a powerful lesson to those who had looked down on him.

When a ruthless alien tribe threatens to conquer Earth, one man must rise up and fight for the fate of humanity. Sunny Raven, a reluctant hero with incredible powers, faces his greatest challenge yet as he battles the alien invaders and confronts his own inner demons. But as the world around him descends into chaos and despair, Sunny discovers the true meaning of heroism, sacrifice, and the power of forgiveness. Can he overcome his own doubts and unite a divided world in the face of an extraterrestrial threat? Don't miss this thrilling system and sci-fi adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat from beginning to end

After a humiliating public betrayal by his closest friends and girlfriend on his graduation day, 24-year-old Eliot Reyes hits rock bottom. Once a brilliant software developer with dreams of launching his own startup, Eliot is left broke, jobless, and heartbroken. Just as fear threatens to consume him, a strange voice appears before his eyes: > "Welcome, Eliot Reyes. You've been selected for the Destiny Reboot System. Do you wish to reboot your life? [YES] / [NO]" With nothing left to lose, Eliot accepts. Suddenly, his world changes. Will he become the man he once dreamed of, or the monster his enemies fear ?

Orion, an orphan highschool student was taken along his class filled with celebrities to another world, but what awaited him was despair and revelations. "What have I done to deserve this...?" "You are pathetic, Orion." Going through many hardships, he will learn and grow. He will discover that a terrible truth lies behind his life. "Someone like you shouldn’t exist in this world." [Soul Avatar Identified...] He will learn that a terrifying threat was looming over his entire class. "Do you really think it was a coincidence that your class was summoned?" The summoning of his class to another world was not a random one to save an empire.

After being massacred vigorously in his past life, now floating into nothingness, in an abyss where darkness reigns, he opens his eyes, and saw a small speck of light, perhaps... another chance? --- "What would you like me call you?" the orb of light spoke, in a gentle and humble voice. "Ken, please call me by my name, Ken." the man in white said, looking enticed at the orb of light, further drawing him in it's alluring glow. "Understood, and what would be your wish Ken?" the orb of light asked. "To be a third party." Ken smiled. 'To be a slow Transmigrator.' he added in his thought.

“Congratulations on your victory, Supreme Commander!” After years of fighting on the battlefield, Damian was finally able to become a true winner. In fact, all of his opponents would instantly tremble when hearing his name mentioned. However, all the victory celebrations went cold after Damian learned that the wife he thought was dead was actually alive. His wife also gave him a beautiful daughter, but unfortunately, their lives were miserable. Damian, of course, did not remain silent after learning everything. The god of war began to slowly retaliate against those who dared to oppress his wife and daughter during his absence.