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He was broke, bullied, and betrayed—until he inherited the power to own the world. Ethan Cross was the guy everyone laughed at—a delivery man with nothing to his name but humiliation. But when a buried legacy surfaces, tied to a secret global fund and a forgotten bloodline, everything changes. Now, with access to unimaginable wealth and influence, Ethan is out to flip the system on its head. Enemies become pawns. Betrayers beg for mercy. And the elite who once crushed him are about to feel what true power tastes like. The Loser Who Bought the World is a ruthless modern power fantasy packed with revenge, high-stakes strategy, dominant comebacks, and brutal face-slapping twists that keep readers hooked. If you love underdogs who rise, secrets that shatter empires, and a hero who never forgets, this is your next obsession.

"I bind you evil demon away from this Demon Kingdom and you will die immediately you set out of this Kingdom" One of the chief Demon cursed him.... "Noooooo" I will be back to take revenge and take over the kingdom fully"Aatrox shouted before vanishing and his Demon and Human died immediately he passed through the portal ***In the human world*** "Aatrox,get away from me" Keda shouted "Your body is mine, Don't you get it"Aatrox replied angrily in her head " I won't let you use me"Keda shouted back before blacking out A/N: THIS IS A FICTION NOVEL HOW CAN DEMONS HAVE ACCESS TO A CATHOLIC SCHOOL? MYSTERY RIGHT? WELL THE SCHOOL WAS CREATED BY AN ANCIENT DEMON, LIKE SERIOUSLY HOW CAN A DEMON CREATE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL,THAT IS MYSTERY EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS MYSTERY. THE SCHOOL HAS TWO FORBIDDEN AREA.

Betrayed by blood. Hunted by the system. Chosen by something greater. Kieran Blackwell was born to rule—but cast aside before he could even speak his name aloud. Branded a disgrace. Forgotten by his powerful family. And when the city turned its back on him, he fell—hard. Until a desperate click on a mysterious link activated a long-buried system... not just any system—the Legacy System. A weapon forged in secret to control destinies, rewrite bloodlines, and silence those who rise outside the script. But Kieran is no obedient heir. Now hunted by Override enforcers, haunted by forbidden Echoes, and bound to a system that may be rewriting him from the inside, Kieran must uncover the truth of his bloodline, master a broken power, and decide: Will he play the role they wrote for him—or shatter the story altogether? Perfect for fans of weak-to-strong arcs, ruthless betrayal, and systems with hidden agendas, this is your next obsession-worthy dystopian fantasy.

“Take this ten-thousand-dollar check, parasite. Your role as a shield for my shares is over,” Chloe said coldly as she threw the check onto the floor. For three years, Raymond lived as an oppressed son-in-law with amnesia in New York, suppressing his pride for the sake of the woman he believed sincerely loved him. However, a billionaire business alliance changed everything. Cast out on a stormy night and struck nearly to death by his wife’s lover, a horrifying miracle occurred instead. That fatal collision shattered the seal on his soul. Raymond was not a mere mortal drifter—he was an Eternal God of War awakened from a long slumber. Now, the ruler has returned. With an ancient system inside his mind and millions of secret mercenary troops under his command, Raymond is ready to strangle Manhattan’s business network. Who will survive when the God of War begins overturning the chessboard of the financial world?

In the infinite universe, countless worlds and planets exist. Strength is law, and weakness is a sin. Betrayal is the norm, and pride is nothing more than a worthless currency to be traded. Empires, kingdoms, and factions constantly vie for control, while an endless war rages between the three strongest powers. Yet even darker, more scheming forces linger in the shadows, waiting for their chance. Ethan was only a newborn when he became the victim of a conspiracy against his family—one that left him stranded in a world where he does not belong, forced to grow up in a village where people simply wait for the day they die. Unaware of his true origins, he vows to seek freedom and uncover the truth of who he really is. This is my first ever work, and I hope it catches your attention! Just a heads-up—the story will be a bit slow-paced at first, since I want to carefully explore Ethan’s life in detail.

They tried to kill him on his birthday—just to take all his wealth. All this time, Logan thought he had nothing. But the truth was far more cruel: all the suffering he had endured was the doing of his own uncle, who treated him like trash within the family. On the night he was on the verge of death, a goddess appeared before him. Out of pity, she granted him a system that changed everything—the Multiplier Compensation System. From that moment on, Logan’s life changed. Wealth, power, everything began to grow without limit. He no longer cared about anyone… except for one thing—revenge. He built himself into an existence with infinite wealth, someone no longer controlled by anyone. “Now… you’re begging me?” “This is my ‘kindness’—to atone for all your sins.” And for those who once destroyed him, endless suffering would be the only fitting punishment.

“Don't embarrass yourself. It’s not like this is new.” Carlos dropped the bag and with each step he took toward them, the years of loyalty, sacrifice and love burned to ashes in his chest. His fist clenched involuntarily. “You were my brother, Robert,” his breath weakened with pain while his eyes gleamed. “And you... I was planning to marry you, Andrea!” “You?” Andrea snapped with a scoff, wrapping a sheet around her. “You can’t even pay your rent on time. You’re a delivery boy, Carlos. A nobody." Framed by His best friend and lover, Alex is forged by the experience gotten from his betrayal and misfortune into discovering his true identity and rightful place as a Seclair heir. And to take revenge on all those who were behind his misfortune with the help of the system whose golden aim is to make him the grand master of the SOLO SYSTEM.

At seventeen, Marcus Reid had everything. Olympic dreams, loving parents, and a bright future. One gunshot changed it all. When his parents are murdered on the night of his greatest triumph, all evidence points to Marcus. Convicted of a crime he didn't commit, he loses twelve years of his life in prison for murders he didn't commit. Released at twenty-nine, Marcus is broken, jobless, and ready to give up, until a mysterious librarian named Emma believes his story. Together, they uncover a deadly conspiracy involving organized crime, sports corruption, and powerful people who will kill to keep their secrets buried. With danger closing in and time running out, Marcus must use every skill his father taught him to hunt down the real killer before the killer hunts him. Because in this game, the truth is the only weapon that matters and missing your shot means death.

Draven's world had already been invaded by aliens. His parents were killed by them and humans were treated as trash. Draven could only steal from the rich and survive. But one day when he stole from a Lord he realized he had gotten the ticket to a VR Online game called, “FortuneCraft.” Even though only influential beings are permitted to participate, he is given the opportunity to join the game and change his destiny by acquiring unlimited wealth. [ Welcome to the year 2230 ] [ The game is exactly a replica of your future world. Fortunately, the game has been designed in such a way that you can acquire immense wealth and use them later in that destroyed world.] [ This game serves a dual purpose. It not only is a game but also gives you immense wealth and you can learn essential survival skills and acquire them to use it in the real world. ]

“Who’s this new threat?” Asked the king, “It is a dark class being, who is a merciless killer, killing even the innocent.” Zeomora is a human being whose sole purpose is to assassinate the Four Legendary Heroes, but realizes that his also being hunted by unknown beings. “Who are those people?” “They are beings from other timelines.” And that’s when he realizes that there are other timelines which could end up to be a threat both to him and to themselves. But with the help of the dragonlord, Zeomora manages to avoid danger. But what shall he do? Heroes are known to be one of the strongest beings. If it was just one hero then it would be reasonable, but he has to defeat four of them and not only defeat them, but make sure that none other will ever reincarnate again. But Zeomora assures them one thing, “I shall be the strongest being and I promise you that I’ll be fiercer than your deepest fears.”