You're So Old Jokes

Thrown into a savage world with nothing but a tattered tunic, a rusty sword, and a mysterious RPG-like Character Sheet, Rob must fight, bleed, and survive to uncover the secrets of Ixatan. Every step brings death, disease, and monsters that defy imagination—and each victory comes at a painful cost. With his strength, wits, and will tested to the breaking point, Rob must learn fast: in a land where life is measured in Levels, only the relentless survive… and even then, the true battle may be within.

In a society where you’re judged by what you wear and respected by what you have in your bank account. Ryan Martins, a delivery man, was disgraced and rejected publicly by his girlfriend because of his financial status. His rejection turned into a reconnection with his real identity as the heir of the almighty Regal Haven Hotel. But, then, there were obstructions in his journey. However, his system delivered a task that seemed to be the stepping stone for him. Will Ryan attain his position as a billionaire? Will he use his influence to make or mar his oppressors? What route will Ryan’s life take?

The only son-in-law of a billionaire family gets banished into an old unused cottage after his wife brings another man she likes into the house. Alone and heart torn by his wife and in-laws, Carlos rots in this place for weeks; however, in his last moments, a mysterious person helps him. When Carlos regains his vigor, he sets out to teach his wife and her wicked family a cold-blooded lesson! “You ruined my life, Sofia. Now I’m coming for you like a loving thief in disguise!”

The end of the world did not just bring monsters; it also brought out the worst in people. Idris Cole was betrayed by his team and left for dead over a single old ration. He thought his life was over. Then while facing death he discovered the "100x Rebate System." The rules are easy: give survival supplies to certain women who have potential and get a huge rebate in return. 100 Or even 1,000 times what you gave. If you give a bottle of water you can get a lifetime supply of clean spring water. If you trade a knife you can get an extremely powerful top-grade blade. While everyone else is struggling to survive and fighting to live another night Idris is helping women building a safe place and becoming the most powerful person, in the post-apocalyptic world.

He died at the height of cultivation. He woke up in the body of Lin Fan — F-rank, the weakest awakened human in the eastern city, a name people use as the punchline of a joke. He planned to sit quietly, heal, and work out who killed him. He never gets the chance. Because people keep kneeling. An old woman bows to him in the middle of the road. A billionaire forgets his own sentence halfway through it. A beast that hasn't lowered its head to anything in a thousand years calls him Your Majesty. And the girl who spent three years guarding a loser's reputation looks up at him without a flicker of surprise and says, softly: "You finally came back." He has never met her. That is the whole problem, and it is total. Everyone who looks at his face is remembering a man he cannot recall. His memories are complete — he's certain of it. He remembers the climb. He remembers the sky. He remembers the poison. He just can't remember his own name. Somewhere behind him is a life so vast the world still bends toward it. Somewhere ahead is the woman who has been waiting for him to come back. And the people who killed him the first time are still out there — still powerful, still watching, still certain he is dead. They're about to be very disappointed.

The Judge nodded and a gleeful smile formed across his mouth. "On the basis of the prosecutor and evidences, I declare Elijah guilty of sexual assault to Miss Chloe." Elijah looked at the Judge, his eyes as dead as last year's snow. He didn't say anything. "As punishment for your actions, Mr Elijah," the judge announced coldly and unforgivingly. "You'll be stripped of your inheritance from Lord Owen. You're hereby sentenced to spend the next eight years in prison with nothing to your name." The judge banged his gravel, sealing Elijah's grim fate. "You'll regret this," Elijah grinded his teeth bitterly, tears smarting his eyes. "I swear to God, I'll make every single one of you pay!"

She would have given everything she had to him if only he had asked, if only his arrogance did not lead him to kill her. But now, her ghost has no love, her ghost is all about revenge. Funny thing is, he buried her in the same house that she built with her own money, brick by brick. Is it possible to get a good night sleep after burying your own wife in the same house you're sleeping in? What if you can't sleep, can't move out of the house and the ghost won't let you sell it either?

“How dare you, a pauper, mock us?” Ava asked, her tone condescending. Damian raised a brow and looked Ava in the eye. “No, Ava. How dare you mock me?” *** After a humiliating rejection and a divorce agreement from his wife, Ava, Damian Giovanni Smith was tossed out in the streets, and mocked by everyone around him, leaving him with nothing. And Ava? She was engaged to the rumored heir of the highest-ranking family in the country, Carson Ferremento. As Damian thought that his life had already ended, suddenly, a man in a suit approached him. “You're the real heir of the Ferremento family, and I will help you reclaim your power, young master.” With the sudden wealth and power at his fingertips, how would a fallen son-in-law like him retaliate?

Have you ever wondered how you will feel if you ever find out that you are not a full human? That was the situation that Ivy found herself in. Ivy, an eighteen years old highschooler accidentally finds out that she is half human and half-demon, and she lives in a world where mystical beings are known to be fictional. She falls in love with Ryan, a handsome, jovial, new boy in her class, and has to fight for his love against Jira, another girl in her class, without revealing her identity. Lydia, Queen of the demon world and ruler of the dark fortress are out to kill any half-demon and their loved ones, because of an ancient prophecy that resurfaced. Can there be a relationship without betrayal? And will Ivy be able to protect herself and her loved ones while fighting against Queen Lydia without revealing her identity?

“You’re a nobody. Just a useless and worthless slum dog!” This is how Declan gets insulted by his rich wife’s family and friends because he looks ordinary. Unknown to them , Declan is actually a secret billionaire and the Boss of a powerful consortium. Watch as Declan reveals his true power and takes revenge.