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"Is it true? Are you really the Miracle Healer? Are you really rich and powerful?" "Yes. It's all true." Jayce Walker is the secret owner of the world's biggest tech company and a legendary healer who can cure the impossible. But nobody knows this because he pretends to be a poor food delivery man. His wife, Hailey Barker, hates him and thinks he married her for money. She treats him like dirt and wants a divorce. But Hailey doesn't know the truth. Her grandfather forced the marriage to protect her from a dangerous enemy. And that enemy, Stephen Winchestar, just arrived in the city with one goal: destroy Jayce and take everything from the Barker family. When Hailey discovers her husband's secret identity, she realizes she was wrong about everything. But by then, it might be too late. Stephen is closing in, old wounds are opening up, and Jayce must decide: keep hiding in the shadows or step into the light and risk losing everything he's worked for.

"No one cares whether I live or die," Christian thought as he felt himself losing consciousness, his body weak and broken after being abused to the brink of death by his own father. When he woke, however, he found himself surrounded by a group of unfamiliar faces. These strangers, claiming to be his mother's relatives, looked at him with a mix of fury and compassion, grandfather, uncles, and aunts, people he never knew existed, stood before him. "Who dared to hurt the heir of the Sargent family?" His uncles roared, their voices trembling with rage. "The one who dares to lay a finger on my precious grandson will meet their end!" His grandfather declared with cold determination. "Here, Christian," one of his aunts smiled, handing him a sparkling black card. "This is your diamond card, one of a kind. It’s all yours, you could even buy a country with it if that’s what you want." They treated him like the most precious treasure in the world. The once-abandoned and ridiculed son of the Adam's family turned out to be the long-lost heir of the prestigious Sargent family. The same Adam family that had humiliated and tormented him was brought to their knees. Broken and desperate, they begged for his forgiveness. "Christian, we’re sorry," they pleaded. "Please, have mercy on us! After all, we’re still family!" A tale of vengeance and redemption. The Rise of Christian Sargent chronicles, a journey of an abandoned son reclaiming his identity and power as a true heir of Sargent family. As Christian unravels the mysteries of his bloodline, he forges unexpected connections, faces his enemies, and discovers the truth behind his mother’s legacy in this magical and exhilarating saga.

The city calls him “nobody.” On paper, he’s just a broke young man with nothing but scars and a bad attitude. But in the shadows, Caden Pierce is the Septamillionaire Heir—the ruthless King of the Underworld. His enemies fear him. The elite don’t even know he exists… yet. After ten years of brutal training, Caden’s ready to tear his enemies apart and claim everything that’s his. When the spoiled heiress Vivian Montgomery is thrown into his arms—literally—he gets a taste of power, privilege, and the poison of high society. She calls him a “nobody.” Her circle mocks him. They have no idea he owns the ground they walk on. “You think money makes you untouchable?” Caden smirks, stepping over his latest rival. “Sweetheart, I buy men like you for sport and toss them out with yesterday’s trash.” But when the old-money dynasties scheme to bury him, and gunmen storm the club with Vivian in their sights, Caden doesn’t blink. “Let’s get something straight,” he growls, shoving a pistol under the lead thug’s chin. “You came for a princess. You found the king.” Enemies want his head. Socialites want his wallet. And Vivian—she wants him gone. But Caden Pierce didn’t survive hell to bow to anyone. He’s got seven million reasons to settle old scores. And one savage promise: this city will remember his name. Buckle up. The king is back—and he’s done playing nice.

Gibson sat across from his mother-in-law, his heart racing as he tried to process her shocking demand. “Divorce?” he repeated, his voice trembling. “Yes, divorce,” the woman replied with an arrogant sneer. “I don’t think you’re good enough for my daughter.” Gibson took a deep breath, trying to control his emotions. He knew his mother-in-law had never approved of him, but he had never expected her to demand a divorce. “May I ask who wants the divorce?” he asked calmly. “It doesn’t matter,” Helen, his mother-in-law replied dismissively. “All that matters is that I want it.” “With all due respect, I don’t think it’s that simple,” Gibson said firmly. “My wife and I have built a life together. We’ve been through a lot, and we love each other.” The mother-in-law scoffed. “Love? Don’t make me laugh. You and my daughter were struggling to make ends meet when you got married. But now, thanks to her hard work, she’s become the CEO of a top 10 company in the city. She can do much better than you.”

Humanity is at war with a vicious blood-tasty alien organization called 'the creed' Who is going to save humanity? --------------------- Ryan, a sixteen years old boy gets transmigrated into another world after his death, his soul enters into the body of another sixteen years old called Ryan in that world. Coincidentally, both Ryan suffered at the hands of the people around them, and both their families. To make things worst, the new Ryan could not awaken any ability like other kids and became the object of mockery in his school. When he thought that his life was coming to an end, he suddenly awakens a system inside of him. With the help of this system, he gains an ability, not just one but multiple abilities that will help him. The system tasks him with a mission to save humanity and help fight the war with the creed but he refuses to meddle in the affairs of the humans because of how he has been treated in the past. What will happen to our Ryan? Will he continue to run away from his mission? Or will he have a change of heart?" Let's find out in this journey. ----------- Chapters will come daily as long as you vote for more.... The cover isn't mine, credit to their rightful owners. TAGS: A little bit of villain Mc, Bloodshed, multiple females around the Mc, playful Mc, demons, elves, vampires, goblins, monsters etc.

Allvar Falck was supposed to have it all, graduating from a top college and a loving girlfriend, Serena Scott. But when constant job rejections started piling up, his life took a devastating turn. On the night of their anniversary, he returned home with the last of his savings spent on a cake, only to find Serena in the arms of another man. "You're nothing but a loser, Allvar," she sneered. "I thought you'd be something after graduation, but look at you now." Humiliated and heartbroken, Allvar's world collapsed. But as he wandered aimlessly through the streets, a luxurious car pulled up beside him and an elderly man bowed deeply. "Young master, the time has come to reclaim your place in the family business." Allvar may have been down, but he wasn't out. With newfound wealth and power, he swore vengeance on everyone who wronged, belittled, and humiliated him. "They’ll regret ever crossing me," Allvar vowed, his eyes burning with a new purpose. From loser to lord, Allvar's rise to power is about to shake the very foundations of his world. Get ready for his ruthless revenge, dominant comeback, and unstoppable ascension.

A character who was feared in the world of martial arts died after being stabbed in the buttocks in a battle. After this incident, the character's residence was also destroyed by people he didn't know. The character's 7 year old son managed to survive, with the help of 2 heirloom books by his mother, a boy named Thian Sin lives in the care of a grandfather and intends to find out who killed his father and destroyed the red village where he lives. Thian Sin uncovers the mystery of his father's murder which turns out to involve many parties in one big conspiracy in the world of martial arts? You can find all the answers in the novel Ang Bit Sat Sin (The Red-Faced killer), a classic martial arts

What would you do, if you accidentally had a mighty entity that forcefully went inside your body and offered you immense power? In the City of Polo de Oro. Damion Yuson, a college student, accidentally met an unknown individual who gave him a satchel that a syndicate who was chasing him was looking for. From the satchel, Damion uncovered a parasitic creature with a red stone glowing that unexpectedly dove inside his body. He later was found by the Syndicate and was brought to an old construction site where he was tortured and was persuaded to admit where he hid the satchel they were looking for. When Damion was heavily tortured he was dragged into a realm which an entity called Nayhemsia owns! Inside the realm, the entity requested Damion for a blood contract that permits him to use Damion's physical body as his vessel to combat the syndicate. When Damion agrees with the contract, his physical body transforms into an amorphous flaming being and now was being used by the Nayhemsia! The Nayhemsia was an immense and mighty being that easily butchered the syndicate. However, a strong individual who calls himself a member of Hellhound meddled in the fight and killed one of Damion's opponents. The Hellhound intends to capture Nayhemsia from Damion. Will the Nayhemsia be able to defeat this Hellhound or he would fall against it and be captured?

No one is born with equal rights. Some people are born rich, while others are born poor. Some could not succeed no matter how hard they tried, while others became rulers without even lifting a finger.   But what happens when the universe's strongest villain twists fate by creating an Omnipotent Villain System? And Luke, a man abandoned by the world, an irregular who lost everything because of his unreasonably bad luck, a man made ruthless by the world. An ordinary, broken, and ruthless man who accomplished an impossible feat of killing a protagonist at the cost of his life And a man who fulfils all of the prerequisites and obtains the Omnipotent Villain System Beauty, power, and money. Everything is his to keep. Reincarnated in a world he knew so well,  He will steal every heroine. Ruthless to the man, ruthless to the woman, "Do you think you're a heroine, and I will not kill you? Naive!" "Let me enjoy you in bed first, then kill you in the most brutal way. " "After all, as an avaricious person, how could I not seek the most beneficial way?" The children of destiny, even some heroines who did him and his family harm, will suffer as a result of his wrath. But in a realistic world, is everything as grey as he assumes? Watch as our Luke builds his own harem of beautiful heroines and rules over the world. Watch his growth as he explores the unknown. ~~~~~~~~~ Author's note: ~ No NTR ~ 18+ content ~ Harem exists. ~ Please help a new writer. ~ Criticism is welcome, but please be respectful. ~ Incest ? Idk maybe. Not sure for now.

Trevor Lewis thought he was just heading home after a long day. But when he stepped in to stop a woman from being assaulted, his world collapsed in one brutal moment. The attacker was no random thug; he was an influential figure with connections deep in the city. And when the police arrived, the woman twisted the truth, claiming Trevor was the one who tried to violate her to protect her boyfriend image in fear. Her boyfriend, the real monster, played the hero. With no money, no allies, and no power, Trevor was thrown into prison. His girlfriend abandoned him. His lawyer vanished. And the inmates made him their target. Only an old, forgotten master offered him protection, training him in lethal martial skills. Years later, Trevor walks out of prison a completely different beast. But home has changed. His sister’s leg is shattered by the same evil man. His ex-girlfriend is preparing to marry the same man who destroyed his life. The city thinks Trevor is still the powerless man they buried. They’re wrong. Because before the day ends, Trevor will shake the entire place... and a mysterious top-tier beauty will appear, announcing to everyone that she and Trevor are engaged. This is a story of a man OUT OF PRISON!