You're So Old Jokes

Once upon a time, I was as stupid as a dog. Wherever she went, I followed her, like a piece of chewing gum that could not be shaken off. I would eat shit and agree with her words. Everyone called me a "fool" and said that this was how my life would be, and how I would end. But when I finally woke up—— ...... "You said you were my wife but I do not deserve to be your husband? Oh, but look at your face! It's ugly to fit with mine even in a mere picture!" "Didn't you say you'd rather die than let me touch you? Now you're begging me, crying, wanting a son from me who looks like me—shouldn't you be dying instead?!" "Why is everyone saying I have been bullying? Sit back and watch, it's just the beginning." * * When the abandoned fool finally regained his memory, the whole world realized that they had offended the wrong person—they had to come begging for forgiveness. WHAT TO EXPECT: [o] In a nutshell, this is a Romance meets Indomitable Husband and The Heir... with a dash of Face slapping. [o] Progression Urban Story. No instantly showoff your wealth MC. [o] Much violence and romance elements. [o] Clever schemes, well detailed action, and in-depth character development and drama. [o] No system or magic

"I don't want to put up with you anymore. You're such a good-for-nothing. Do you know how much ridicule I suffered to keep this marriage working? I deserve someone better. Let's end this broken marriage, " Henry's Wife said. Henry Brown, Emily Miller's husband, had always been subject to disdain from the Miller family due to his poor financial ability and his lack of notable achievements. He was regarded as a scum and deadbeat husband by everyone. However, when Henry Brown was left for dead by those who wanted to relive themselves of the stain Henry Brown's name caused them, he received a second chance at survival by a god who granted him special abilities. Back to avenge those who killed him, Henry Brown used his exceptional abilities to climb to the top where he won't be looked down on by anyone. Henry vowed to make his wife and the Miller's family crawl on their knees, begging him. Watch as he rise to the top to dominate the whole world!

“You’re making a mistake,” Jensen said. Rose laughed in his face. “A few hundred dollars from payday and you think you can give me the life I want?” The room erupted with laughter as she walked away with a wealthy heir, leaving Jensen humiliated, beaten, and abandoned in the pain. But fate has a cruel sense of humor. That same night, the broke boyfriend everyone mocked awakens as the world’s youngest billionaire. Now, the elites who looked down on him will beg for his favor. Rivals who crushed him will learn what real power looks like. And the woman who traded him for money will discover that the man she discarded was worth more than entire empires. But wealth attracts monsters. As ancient families, ruthless corporations, and hidden enemies close in, Jensen realizes becoming a billionaire was only the beginning. Can he build an empire powerful enough to survive… or will the fortune that made him become the reason he loses everything? Stay and find out.

Blurb Marcus Allen never regretted his three years in prison, not until the day he finally walked out. The first thing waiting for him wasn't the warm embrace of the woman he loved, but divorce papers from Genevieve—the very woman he had gone to prison protecting. Three years ago, Marcus had beaten Donald Lionel after catching him harassing Genevieve. Donald turned the tables and accused him of attempted murder, sending Marcus to Greenville County Jail, the infamous "Jail of No Return." Now, Marcus was finally free, but Genevieve was no longer the woman he remembered. "Do you really think we're on the same level anymore, you ex-convict?" she sneered, handing him the divorce papers without the slightest remorse. Marcus accepted the divorce without showing a trace of weakness. What Genevieve didn't know was that the man who entered Greenville County Jail three years ago was not the same man who had just walked out. While they thought Marcus had lost everything, he had gained something far more terrifying behind those prison walls. . Now, they will learn the cruelest truth of all The person you betray today may become the very person you have to kneel before tomorrow.

Julie’s expression hardened, her desperation transforming into a steely determination. "If you really love me, you would do this for me," she insisted. "You have nothing to lose, Jason. But for me, it means everything. My career, my future... It’s all at stake here." Jason Grey felt the weight of her words pressing down on him, a crushing pressure that made it hard to breathe. He loved Julie deeply, but the idea of sacrificing himself for her crime was unthinkable. "Julie, this is insane," he said, his voice strained. "You’re asking me to throw my life away for something you did. I can’t do that." After taking the fall for a crime his wife committed, Jason was released from prison after five years. Upon returning home, he found his wife in an intimate position with his best friend. Feeling betrayed and heartbroken, Jason confronted his wife, only for her to show no remorse and reveal her intention to divorce him. Just as everything seemed to be going wrong for Jason, he received a phone call from a woman who revealed his true identity: he was actually the son of the owner of a multi-billion-dollar enterprise, and his real name was Jason Tempest. Now, with a new identity and a renewed sense of purpose, Jason vowed to take revenge on his wife and best friend for their betrayal. However, he also needed to prove himself worthy and adapt to the cutthroat world of business.

“Aiden, I wish you're not such a fool. I would have been happy if you could save me and my family from these storms of life and I would never have to leave you to remarry Jackson.” Jade was very sorry and heartbroken that she was about to divorce her useless husband against her late grandfather's wish to remarry Jackson in order to save her collapsing family’s business group. Unbeknownst to her and Jackson, Aiden was the Sovereign Lord of the eternity palace who lost his memories and identities of his power and might to his 60-years-recarnative cycles. However after Aiden suffered countless humiliation and merciless beating from Jackson’s bodyguards for five years as a useless son-in-law, he reached his lifespan circle and regained his memories and power. “Jade, you protected me for five years. Now, I will protect and provide for you throughout your lifespan and no one will ever dare to humiliate you without suffering from the wrath of my anger!” Aiden vowed to protect Jade from any attacks after he regained his memories. He also vows to make Jackson and others who perverted his wife, regrets in life. How will Aiden take his revenge game against his oppressors and will he succeed? To know how Aiden makes his comeback after his reincarnation, read - ETERNAL LORD STEIN.

Planet Terra was a normal world, everyone lived a steady life where every country had been at peace for decades and was progressing steadily in Technology and Research advancement, not until a deep shockwave that traveled from space and time itself brought disaster to Planet Terra, where the existence of beast, monster, and demons from other plains started to invade the planet. From the disaster, the humans started to awaken their abilities and become a hunter they started to push the invaders to take back the cities and the countries themselves, and with the unity of each country, they started to travel the gates of the other plains. Huh, you’re a demon so what…. Ho, a demigod interesting.. You asked who I am?... I am the Supreme Hunter… Watch Raven, an F-rank hunter who will carve his name from the blood and bodies of his enemies, as he walked the path that even gods envied.

A vast barbaric army is on the march. One hardened captain and his elite commandos are the kingdom’s last hope… Jack fights to honor and avenge those who died under his command. Hunted by savage foes, with only his small band of soldiers for support, it’s a race against time to put an end to the Owlaw’ leader before he unleashes a devastating new attack that would destroy everything he’s fought and bled to protect. “What do you think a hero is? It’s just the right person in the right place making the right choice at the right time. Heroes aren’t born. They’re made.”

The walls still smelled of smoke when Luca opened his eyes. Ash drifted like tired snow, settling on leather boots and broken glass. His hands trembled, stained dark, but he couldn’t say whose blood it was. Outside, sirens wailed like mourning wolves. He stepped into the street, and the city looked back — neon, rain, old hunger. A bartender recognized him and flinched. “Thought you were dead.” Maybe he was. In flashes he saw a rooftop under a red moon. A woman. Rhea. Her voice like warmth through winter: Don’t forget who you are. But he had. Now, every alley whispered his name — some in awe, some in warning. The beast inside stirred, pacing, remembering what he could not. Luca walked on, jaw set, heart heavy. He would find the truth. Even if it tore him open like the moon tears the tide.

“You’re just a contract husband. Don’t forget your place.” Gianna Moretti sneered as she shoved the papers across the table. The man in the wrinkled suit only smirked. “My place? Darling, you’ll find out soon enough it’s far above yours.” She thought she was buying a nobody. A desperate man willing to be humiliated, to wear her leash for money. A man she could throw away once the contract ended. But Vincent wasn’t a nobody. He was the hidden warlord—the commander of the Eagles of the West. A man who built his empire with fire, blood, and the corpses of his enemies. When Gianna’s family turns on her… when the mafia comes to collect… when rivals laugh at her for marrying a beggar— Vincent rises. “You called me worthless? Watch as I destroy everyone who touched what’s mine.” In one night, the groom they mocked becomes the nightmare of kings. And Gianna realizes too late… the man she tried to control is the one who will never let her go