You're So Old Jokes

"Wait...You want me to what? Go on dates with who? I am literally just now starting college can this wait?! I'm only 19 years old! Allow me to at least ready myself for this! Being a virgin doesn't sound too bad right about now..." A "lucky" 19 year old male named Shiro Moji has been chosen to start his own harem with many women of different races and species! A truly momentous moment for him to finally escape his old virgin lifestyle and finally become a man! As he goes on dates, a tiny demon guide named Lustie, helps him keep track of how much affection each girl has and has other useful features! Join Shiro as he builds his very own harem with many different girls!

Kane was fired. He was a banker but his account was bankrupt. All thanks to his extravagant wife, Juliana who leeches off his salary even before he receives it but he doesn't care. He loves her and that was all that matters so he could go any length to satisfy her. Thinking he was having a bad day, expensive cars pulled over beside him. “Mr. Kane, you're the heir of Everest consortiums.” A man announced. With the glee, he reached home to give his wife the shocking good news but he caught his wife entangled with his boss on their matrimonial bed. “I'm quitting this farce called marriage!" Juliana slammed a divorce paper on his chest. She left but didn't know she was the one at lost. But beneath status and power comes secrets and obstacles. Watch how Kane crumble all obstacles and make it stepping stones.

Zaiden's parents were killed when he was just 10 years old in a brutal attack, leaving him with nothing. Fueled by a desire for revenge, he pushed himself relentlessly in training, determined to grow stronger. Yet, this intense drive led him to strain his body beyond its limits—even as a young boy—and he went blind because of it. His family abandoned him, and he became a beggar, struggling through a haggard life. All the while, he desperately sought a cure for his blindness, but the final key was elusive: he needed tears of true love. However, love was something he never found. Every woman he met mocked him, dismissing his dreams—until one day, he received an unexpected call. "Your lord, we have awaited you all these years. We deserve punishment for taking so long." "Your lord, ten billion dollars is now in your account." Around this time, Zaiden met Cynthia, a blind woman with a modest and kind spirit. He resolved to protect her, to find a cure for her blindness as well as his own, and to give her the world—if only she could be the one to offer him the true love he needed to finally restore his sight. {This story has captivated millions of readers. Will you be one of them?}.

Rudi who has an ordinary life transfers to another Rudi who is in a different world. Getting status as an orphan, Rudi saw the life of his predecessor full of sadness, until then an old beggar changed everything. Now Rudi has inherited an abundance of wealth, and with the wealth he has he begins to do what he wants, and his first step is to take revenge on Doni, a cunning friend who stabbed him in the back. But Rudi doesn't know that there is a mastermind behind Doni who is the real suspect. Only when the system came did he realize that there was a big fish behind a small fish like Rudi. So Rudi began to fish deeper until another fact emerged when he realized that his predecessor's parents had died not in an accident but were killed to silence him. Rudi became furious from there. An even greater conflict and revenge await him. And the competition between Rudi and his enemy became more and more intense as well. In the end, can Rudi beat his opponent? Which turned out to be a global elite network? But Rudi was neither afraid nor giving up because he had a system to back him up. And with this Rudi said loudly, " Am I the winner or you?" "You are just a bunch of elites....want to compete with me dream!!!!!"

When Churchill left the mountain , he saves an old man on the plane he was looked down upon because if his shabby dressing and wretched life. He had come to America to study and also to meet his girlfriend Meena surprisingly, but caught her cheating right infront of him. The old man looks for Churchill for full body examination and later asked Churchill to marry his granddaughter Julia but she denied that Churchill is not her class.

Due to an unfortunate event when he was an infant, Yun Feng was abandoned outside the house of the Yun family. After he was found by the old patriarch, he became an outer member of the Yun clan. However, he had no access to the family's martial styles and cultivation techniques. After the death of the old patriarch, things took a dire turn for Yun Feng who was now treated as trash by the remaining members of the Yun family, until a fortunate encounter changed his destiny.

Leit is a young boy who's abducted from his home planet at a tender age of eight years old. He taken to a place where he spends the rest of his childhood, teens and adulthood confined in the unknown where he's required to break down precious minerals and materials because of his powerful ability which enables him to bite through anything. The only source of entertainment in this place is dark anime like Solo Levelling, Reverend Insanity, Jujutsu Kaisen, Beserker, Hunter Hunter, Monster Among Monsters anime. Watching such anime alters his personality, the way he perceives life and his world view. At an old age of eighty two, Leit swallows a precious rock that changes his life forever. [Ding! A World Fragment has been swallowed and enough energy has been obtained to fully awaken your Talent.] [Ding! Congratulations, you have successfully awakened your Unique Talent... Treasure Devourer.]

Blurb : 21 years old Maxwell lived with his old, poor parents in a wreck and almost abandoned building at Olive street in the downtown city of Los Angeles. They were very poor and his father was also ill of stroke. They manage to feed from the little money his old mum got from her cleaning job but they couldn't take his father to a hospital because the bills was too high for them. In attempt to save his sick father from going to jail, Maxwell agreed to marry the crippled daughter of the wealthy man whom his father had taken the loan from. His life was messed up by his bride and her family as they all made him feel worthless and useless in their home. Find out what happened when Maxwell falls in love and made love to his bride female cousin, Riya. The love, conflict and discoveries that comes afterwards...

Matsuoka Shou, the average person who got involved unknowingly into the largest Yakuza groups in Japan, rose up to the very highest ranks, only to get killed at the very end of his life. But as death pulled his soul from the mortal coil, he found himself back in that same old room, that old apartment, where peace lingered, and conflict didn't exist. He was back, in his younger self, aiming to take revenge on those who wronged him.

Rey Asmodeus is a lonely man who lives a life full of suffering. Rey's job is odd, she will do anything to get money. Insults, have become part of his daily life. His face was mediocre, his body emaciated, there was nothing for this man who had nothing to be proud of. Until one day, Rey, who was walking looking for work, saw an old man who was about to be hit by a car. Without thinking, Rey's body moved on its own to save the old man, he succeeded in saving him. However, instead Rey was hit by a car. When everyone thought Rey couldn't be saved, who would have thought that this old man was the god of luck. Rey is rewarded with the Greatest System that will change him destiny, after saving him. Rey will get women, money and all worldly pleasures with the gifts given by the God of luck. Will Rey rise or is he just having fun?