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"We'd like you to come with us to the station immediately," Vanessa's heart began to beat faster, "I don't understand," she said, "What for?" "Mrs Spencer, you're wanted as a prime suspect in the murder of your husband, Mr Christopher Wesley. You need to come with us to the station for questioning. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do or say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. I suggest you don't try to resist. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?" Vanessa's jaw dropped. Christopher was dead! It was impossible to believe. She'd just spoken to him that afternoon. It had to be a mistake. She nodded, "I…. I…. I need to call my lawyer," she said, when she finally found her tongue," "Ma'am, you can do that at the station. Turn around, please," —----------- Politician and governorship candidate, Christopher Wesley is dead; shot in the head right in his own house. The killer is unknown, but the police have a suspect —his estranged wife, Vanessa Spencer Detective Alaric Harper and his partner are placed in charge of this case and at first Alaric is certain that Vanessa had killed her husband. Her motive? He's not sure of. When Vanessa begins to get calls from an unknown person wanting money he claims Christopher had stolen, Alaric has no choice but to accept that their killer is yet to be found. He is determined to get to the bottom of this case and he's sure that he will, but one thing he never expected — falling for Vanessa.

They called him broke, useless, a nobody. Even the girl he loved sold him out for a flashy lifestyle he couldn’t afford. But on the night Vincent Morgan hits rock bottom, the truth about his bloodline shatters his old life—he’s the sole heir to a trillion-dollar empire. Overnight, Vincent becomes one of the wealthiest men on the planet. But money isn’t just power—it’s revenge served cold. With every dollar, he rises. With every name, he remembers. And now? He’s rewriting the rules of respect. You underestimated Vincent Morgan. That was your first mistake.

Married to the daughter of the wealthy Sanandrian, Savador faces humiliation from his wealthy in-laws and the rich. He finds comfort in his beautiful wife, Emily, who shatters his heart by sleeping with Carlos Montreal, the grandson of the wealthiest man. Revealing her true reason behind their marriage. She shows no remorse and tosses a divorce paper at Savador. Sending the poor man to the point of suicide. At the brim of death, Savador is stopped by an old man. Who not only pacifies Savador, but leaves the poor man shocked. "I am Don Pablo Montreal. And I want you to run my empire. "

"Congratulations, my Heir," a mysterious figure declared, "you have proven your worth, and you're now the Heir to the God of Healing and Medicine, Elandor!" Suddenly, I found myself in excruciating pain, hanging on the edge of a hill. The figure's words barely registered, and I felt like I was forgetting something crucial. Before I could make sense of it all, I blinked, and the pain was gone. My wounds had vanished, replaced by a newfound strength. There, around my neck, hung a gemstone amulet. I gasped as the amulet shone, flooding my mind with knowledge. "In the realm of healing, I'm the ultimate arbiter of life and death. As Elandor's heir, I command over ailments and the frailty of life. I am the embodiment of healing's power and authority." As memories flooded back, I realized why I was here. Darius Blackthorn, that treacherous scoundrel, had thrown me down this hill. "I won't let you get away with this. I'll have my revenge for all the pain you caused me. I'll show those Rossi family snobs who mocked me for being poor and treated me like a live-in servant. You'll regret ever looking down on me. I'm a god's heir, and you will pay for every bit of suffering you put me through." Fueled by rage, I stood there, determined to make them all pay.

"Apologize to Mike and get the hell out of here, before we really destroy you, you stupid cleaner!" he snarled. The taunting laughter from the group echoed around the court. Ethan’s cheeks burned as he clenched his fists, but he didn’t let the tears fall. Not now. Not when he could still hold his dignity—though it was quickly slipping away. Melissa’s eyes shifted uncomfortably, and for a moment, Ethan saw something in them—a flicker of fear. But it was quickly replaced by an air of indifference. She shifted on her feet, glancing away, clearly uncomfortable but refusing to step forward. The group continued to mock him, calling him a beggar and a loser. "Look at him," one of them laughed. "A poor idiot who thinks he’s better than everyone else!" The mocking continued, but none of it hit harder than the silence from Melissa. Ethan turned his head toward her, his voice cracking as he asked. “Melissa, what the hell are you doing here? You... you’re my girlfriend!” His voice trembled with a mixture of anger and hurt. The heir of the Elliot family, but his parents didn’t tell him the truth. They wanted Ethan to feel the difficulties of life.

2099; All Lights Out is a realistic fiction, and the book's setting is a post- apocalyptic world where the Sun and Moon suddenly leave the Earth and darkness like never before covers the Earth totally. This cosmic anomaly results in the instant vanishing or disappearance of anybody less than 17 years old and older than 21 years old. How do these teens and half-adults survive? The book takes the reader on a journey into the unseen and behind that is something thrilling and intriguing. It's a story revolving around survival, bravery and moments of grief, victory and struggle of characters of diverse origins, backgrounds and personalities. Who are you rooting for?

"If Death wants you to die, you must die. But if Ethan Vance wants you to live, Death can wait in line." Ethan Vance spent three years of the apocalypse keeping a small team of survivors alive. Then the Doomsday Virus took the world, and his fiancée and his best friend took his supplies and threw him to the horde. Bleeding out on the concrete, he wakes something buried under the old city: the Death's Nemesis System. It cannot heal him. But every time Ethan pulls a patient back from the edge of death, it collects what the grave had already claimed, their lifespan, their strength, their hidden talents. Now Ethan has a blade that cuts what he understands, and he understands bodies better than anyone left alive. Warlords who once ignored him will beg for his medicine. Monsters will learn to fear his scalpel. And the people who left him to die will find out what it costs to need a doctor. In a world where nobody can afford to die, the man who decides who lives holds all the power.

"I don't want to put up with you anymore. You're such a good-for-nothing. Do you know how much ridicule I suffered to keep this marriage working? I deserve someone better. Let's end this broken marriage, " Henry's Wife said. Henry Brown, Emily Miller's husband, had always been subject to disdain from the Miller family due to his poor financial ability and his lack of notable achievements. He was regarded as a scum and deadbeat husband by everyone. However, when Henry Brown was left for dead by those who wanted to relive themselves of the stain Henry Brown's name caused them, he received a second chance at survival by a god who granted him special abilities. Back to avenge those who killed him, Henry Brown used his exceptional abilities to climb to the top where he won't be looked down on by anyone. Henry vowed to make his wife and the Miller's family crawl on their knees, begging him. Watch as he rise to the top to dominate the whole world!

Elijah decoyed as a street begger to find out about the real character of the woman who was betrothed to him- the future matriarch of the Stone family. But Elijah found out that Kate is a covetous pest who is only after the family's wealth. Worst yet, when Elijah proposed to her as an ordinary person, Kate humiliated him publicly in the restaurant, calling him all sort of odd names. “You!?! A beggar!? Over my dead body will I marry someone like you!! You're a scum!!" She spat derisively. It was after then Elijah met Rose, a struggling kind banker who has a dream of building her own business empire. Elijah reset his game of Trail to know if she's just like Kate and secretly, he helped her attain her dream but Kate won't let Elijah off the hook easily, always appearing to sabotage his plan and humiliate him but she never knew he has a secret identity which would shock everyone to the marrow!

“Aiden, I wish you're not such a fool. I would have been happy if you could save me and my family from these storms of life and I would never have to leave you to remarry Jackson.” Jade was very sorry and heartbroken that she was about to divorce her useless husband against her late grandfather's wish to remarry Jackson in order to save her collapsing family’s business group. Unbeknownst to her and Jackson, Aiden was the Sovereign Lord of the eternity palace who lost his memories and identities of his power and might to his 60-years-recarnative cycles. However after Aiden suffered countless humiliation and merciless beating from Jackson’s bodyguards for five years as a useless son-in-law, he reached his lifespan circle and regained his memories and power. “Jade, you protected me for five years. Now, I will protect and provide for you throughout your lifespan and no one will ever dare to humiliate you without suffering from the wrath of my anger!” Aiden vowed to protect Jade from any attacks after he regained his memories. He also vows to make Jackson and others who perverted his wife, regrets in life. How will Aiden take his revenge game against his oppressors and will he succeed? To know how Aiden makes his comeback after his reincarnation, read - ETERNAL LORD STEIN.