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Asher has always been at the bottom of society due to poverty. He lost his job, Lost his girlfriend, Almost lost his life and got framed of stealing all on the same day. His life was close to its end with no powerful family to back him up against his foes. But then due to mysterious encounter with an old man, his fate changed. [[ BILLIONAIRE GOD SYSTEM ONLINE ]] [[ DING! Money has been sent to your account ]] A system that rewards more money for spending money. A system that grants monetary reward for task completed. [[ Worth: $100 Trillion ]]

[System activated] [I will make these two worlds and their creatures bow at your feet, my master] [Humans, elves, dragons, monsters, dungeons, kingdoms, wealth, power and everything. I will dedicate them all to you, my master] Raff Petterson, a young man who lived a miserable life in the real world. Failure and humiliation were all he got. But the hope for revenge came when the system inside his body activated. He can go to another world and return to the real world with his skills. He doesn't know, all the missions he undertook would lead him to the struggle for the strongest throne in the real world and the other world.

"You stopped being useful to me ever since that time! You couldn't even buy me a common Hermès Birkin bag. The 11th Lowry edition jewelry was my biggest fantasy back then! You couldn't get it for me. You made my friend steal the spotlight and buy it! You made her steal my shine! I hated you with all of my heart." Her face had turned red, flushed with hate. "It was such a big relief that you went to the prison. I was able to finally get rid of you." She chuckled as she stopped talking. Slade's ex-girlfriend, whom he had gone to prison for, yelled in his face. He had just caught her getting engaged to someone else, yet no remorse. Little did she know. The pushover ex-boyfriend she used to know died in the prison. The Slade standing in front of her is a new BEING! A god that all the powerful men cower before like cornered animals!!!

Adams’ life took a dramatic turn for the worse when his fiancée, whom he had been engaged to for five years, cheated on him days before he could announce the surprise wedding that he had planned for her. If that was not bad enough, his ex-fiancee's current boyfriend is hell-bent on ruining his life and the career he has worked so hard to build but has yet to see progress in. Adams had no chance of fighting back because he was the sole heir to one of the country's richest billionaires. At that point, a system appeared, and his life changed drastically for the better. Not only did he become eye candy for mere mortals, but he also made history as the first person to unlock the three magical systems without causing any backlash. Join Adams on his crazy journey through the system. An urban system saga novel with supernatural elements. Cast your vote for your favorite character. (Warning: This is a slow-burn urban level-up novel.)

Orphaned and mistreated, Darius West lives a life of relentless struggles until he crosses paths with a tragic beauty. He rescues her, falls deeply in love, and they marry. Yet, her heart remains cold, her affection never kindled. In a moment marred by bitterness and harsh words, Lydia coldly ends their marriage. "Here, take this," she sneers, throwing the divorce papers at him. "I'm done with you, pauper. I never should have married a worthless bastard like you. I regret the day I ever laid eyes on you." Heartbroken yet defiant, he vows, "One day, Lydia, you'll see the value of what you've discarded. And don't expect mercy then." Just as despair seems to have the final say, fate intervenes with an unexpected situation that changes everything—revealing him as the heir to the wealthiest man on the planet. With newfound wealth and power at his fingertips, he embarks on a journey of retribution. "I've been through hell and back," he declares, "but now, I've got the power to turn the tables. I'll make those who mistreated me beg for mercy. It's time for payback, and I'm ready to collect."

"Honey... Where have you been? Can you help me?" Glenn asked his wife; his body was completely paralyzed. "Don't 'honey' me, Glenn. I'm fed up with all this pretense. Why are you so stubborn? It would have been easier if you died in yesterday's accident..." Amber snapped, glaring at him, visibly frustrated. Glenn was surprised by his wife's words, and then Jason, his business partner, suddenly appeared and warmly embraced his wife. Glenn's world immediately crumbled. What betrayal cuts deeper than discovering those closest and dearest are the perpetrators? Glenn Smith knows it all too well. The revelation of his wife, Amber, deceiving him, fostering a secret love with Jason—his colleague—and Ethan not being his biological son but a product of their affair, shattered Glenn's world. The very individuals he lifted from poverty and elevated status stabbed him in the back. Yet, a life-threatening accident thrusts Glenn back in time to when he first encountered this deceitful duo; he seizes a second chance. Once a naive, unsuspecting man, Glenn now vows to metamorphose into someone unrecognisable, someone ready to retaliate against them!

“Welcome, Young Master. This fortune is all yours.” __________ Zade was considered nothing but a trash bag, always humiliated and harassed. His poor status led to so much abuse from his wife and in-laws. But soon, his life changed when the truth about his background was revealed. Read the captivating tale of Zade Smith or Zade Cavendish.

To repay his wife, Freya Mitchell, for saving his life, Anthony Jones took the blame on behalf of the Mitchell family and served three years in prison. By a stroke of divine providence, Anthony crossed paths with a mysterious old man during his time behind bars... On the day of his release, his former wife handed him divorce papers—her only goal was to secure a partnership with Horizon Group. Little did she know, the man standing before her was none other than the owner of Horizon Group himself...

Dorian was betrayed by his wife when she got to know that he was nothing but an illegitimate child of an ultra rich family. Being left with nothing, he was about to end his life when suddenly he heard a notification sound. [Host detected… Introducing the Million Dollar Wealth System. ] [ Spend 1 million in one day or die ] Dorian, fueled by anger and vengeance, decides to get his revenge on all those who wronged him, “I am coming to get my revenge, you losers.”

Gibson sat across from his mother-in-law, his heart racing as he tried to process her shocking demand. “Divorce?” he repeated, his voice trembling. “Yes, divorce,” the woman replied with an arrogant sneer. “I don’t think you’re good enough for my daughter.” Gibson took a deep breath, trying to control his emotions. He knew his mother-in-law had never approved of him, but he had never expected her to demand a divorce. “May I ask who wants the divorce?” he asked calmly. “It doesn’t matter,” Helen, his mother-in-law replied dismissively. “All that matters is that I want it.” “With all due respect, I don’t think it’s that simple,” Gibson said firmly. “My wife and I have built a life together. We’ve been through a lot, and we love each other.” The mother-in-law scoffed. “Love? Don’t make me laugh. You and my daughter were struggling to make ends meet when you got married. But now, thanks to her hard work, she’s become the CEO of a top 10 company in the city. She can do much better than you.”