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A dimension where traveling from one world to another through spatial distortion is possible and where dimensional realms exist including netherworld and heaven etc. Watch our mc who died as a 24 year old professional coder with lots of computer knowledge but tons of regret's, watch him reincarnated into a world where magic and cultivation exist with a system and an AI who refer to himself as the infamous angel of wisdom and knowledge - URIEL?!! ...... Hi, this is sinful_king with his first novel . This novel is about a person who was caring and friendly person but because of some incidents starts looking at everything with indifference and cold manner and died because of this so called incidents. He somehow was able to respond to being who had same amount of regret's but is way more powerful. Who gives him 3 options 1] Death 2] Go in his past with current memories 3] Reincarnation with...... ....... *1 chapter per day if not any problems. *If any grammatical mistakes please ignore as long as you understand. *Not my art, comment if you are the legal art owner and want it removed ............ DISCORD FOR CHARACTER IMAGES https://discord.gg/Cqy6wVK6

Max remembers the poisoned bouquet. The betrayal. The trap. And he’s done playing nice. Announcing a divorce at the Hamilton family banquet stuns everyone. Rebecca begs. Alex mocks. And the cold patriarch Andrew Hamilton? He tries to delay the scandal—until Max volunteers for the deadliest post on the Meridian border. “You’d rather die out there than stay here?” Rebecca whispers. “Exactly.” At the border, Max meets Commander Silver Caldwell—fierce, brilliant, and nothing like the toxic world he left behind. As enemies close in, and old alliances shift, Max prepares for a new war—this time on his terms. Because Max may have been the Hamilton family’s biggest mistake... But now, he’s the one writing the rules. He died once. He won't die again—not without a fight.

Summary: This novel is about a boy named Kai who got mistreated from his Family because he was weak. In a world full of beast, Superpowers and Bloodline he had no powers. He was a normal human being with no Superpowers. He got treated as a loser and got bullied from his classmates and other people with superpowers. In this world every 16 year old child had to go to the military for 4 years to learn to control their powers. ____________________________________ Author notes I am righting this novel because I am bored so don't expect to much. But I am going to try to update every week. And if my English is bad I am sorry I am going to try better so please have Patience. Thank you for reading my novel ❤

A young boy named Robin Molth is normally living his life in the poorest places of Piterbern City when one day, he accidentally sets foot on a big, dirty drainage hole. There is nothing but garbage when out of nowhere, he hears small voices around. He walks farther into the darkness and surprisingly comes across an old trainwreck. Young Robin, who has never ridden a train before, is evidently mesmerized. But by the moment he gets on the train, the place suddenly lights up and a rumbling under the ground is heard. The train sets off on a new voyage, transporting the young boy to somewhere he can only imagine in his dreams before. What do you think will the otherworld bring him? A TRAIN TO KOKOSHI novel by Giona Lebraco Genre: Fantasy, Adventure

Daniel Biao was kicked out of his family when he was only 10. From that day he was adopted by a mystery old man, who taught him all kinds of knowledge. At the age of 16, he became the best killer on Dark Web. At 17 he got his PhD degree in the best university. At 20 he became the most famous doctor among the rich guys... However, when he was 24, he disappeared. The richest men are all trying to find out him to save their lives, people on dark web are trying to find him to assassinate their enemies... In Cloud city, a young man walked into Wilson family, he took out a marriage contract and was mocked. “The loser like you want to marry our daughter? It’s a daydream!” But Daniel just shredded the contract. “No, I’m here to regret it.”

Growing up an orphan, Milan Reyes struggled to survive through gambling and luckily wins a game that changes his poor life. Soon enough, he falls in love with a beautiful model, Ella Ashton, and gets married. Everything comes crashing down in his life after he gets robbed of all his money and faces abuse and humiliation from his wife and mother-in-law for being poor and jobless. Little did Milan Reyes know a piece of information from a strange old man could change his entire life. "You are an heir to a very wealthy family" After he makes the discovery that he was not an orphan but an heir to a wealthy family,Milan Reyes takes over his inheritance and swore to release his wrath on everyone that ever wronged him by getting his revenge.

"My mother is dying," Ethan begged. On the other end of the phone came a cold reply. "Director Morgan is busy attending a dog's birthday party. Stop bothering her." For four years, Ethan Cole sacrificed everything for his wife, Sophia Morgan. While she built a billion-dollar pharmaceutical empire, he remained in the shadows, enduring humiliation from her family and being treated worse than a servant. Then his mother died alone in a hospital bed. Sophia never came. Instead, she chose a wealthy man's dog over the woman who had secretly saved her company countless times. That night, Ethan burned the legendary Phoenix Remedy—a formula worth hundreds of billions—and walked away from his marriage forever. "We're getting divorced." Sophia laughed. "You are nothing without me. You'll come crawling back like a stray dog." But she never knew the truth. The husband she despised was the hidden heir of a powerful family. The man she called worthless possessed medical skills capable of shocking the world. As powerful tycoons, financial empires, and underworld forces begin fighting for Ethan's favor, Sophia watches everything she built crumble before her eyes. When she finally discovers who he really is, regret comes too late. "Ethan... please come back." Ethan's gaze turns icy. "When my mother needed you most, where were you?" A betrayed husband. A hidden heir. A legendary doctor. This time, the people who broke him will pay for every tear they caused.

"We are entering a different world, a world where our marriage no longer fits. How do you want people to see me, having an Ex-Convict by my side? Oh no! Just take this check and get the fuck out of my sight. Your presence irritates me," Niçholas Loughty served jail time for his wife, where he encountered a mysterious old man. The man, recognizing Niçholas potential, imparted medical knowledge and martial arts skills, and appointed him as his sole heir. After three years, Niçholas now inheriting the world's largest company, sought to return to his wife, but was met with divorce papers instead. His wife, now a renowned CEO, feared that Niçholas reputation would tarnish her own success.

"To others, you are a broken genius. To me? You’re just a frozen furnace waiting for a spark.” ​Lu Chen was a failed librarian in his past life, framed and killed for secrets he didn't possess. But when he transmigrates into the body of the most pathetic, "trash" teacher at Aetheria Academy, he doesn't come alone. He brings the Divine Lust Library. ​In a world gripped by the Great Chill, where the heavens are freezing and the world's most beautiful female geniuses are falling into "Permafrost Congestion," Lu Chen is the only man with the cure. ​The Academy says he's a fraud. The 2-Star Teachers call him a pervert. The noble "Geniuses" claim he’s a lunatic. ​But as Lu Chen looks at the arrogant Princesses and the "Ice-Cold" Saintesses, all he sees are Defects. ​[Diagnosis:Frost-Phoenix Bloodline Blockage.] ​[Remedy:Manual Yang Stimulation & Deep-Tissue Fluid Exchange.] ​[Instruction: “Student, strip your robes. If you want to reach the Nascent Soul Realm tonight, you must endure your Master’s... sacred frequency.”] ​With a library that reveals every woman's hidden weakness and a cultivation path that turns "shameless acts" into "God-tier power," Lu Chen begins his journey. ​He doesn't just teach; he conquers. He doesn't just heal; he defiles. ​From a dusty, creaking office to the Imperial Throne, Lu Chen will show the world that in the path of the Heavens, there is no greater power than the Harmony of Yin and Yang. ​“Master, is this... really a lesson?” “Quiet, Qin Yue. The Library never lies. Now, arch your back. We have three more meridians to clear before sunrise.”

Bang! The door was kicked open from the outside and three policemen came in holding guns. “What's happening?” Bruce had never been so confused in his entire life. The police ignored his question as they walked towards him, pointing the guns straight at him as one of them said “Don't try to do anything funny Mr Bruce Ortiz, do not move an inch.” “Hey I don't know what I did, what did I do?” Bruce looked around as though he could see an explanation of this written on the wall somewhere. “Mr Bruce Ortiz, you're under arrest for the theft of $750,000!” “What!” Bruce's eyes opened in shock “What the hell are y'all talking about? I've never stolen anybody's money in my life.”