Your So Ugly Jokes

Never in Leon's wildest dream did he think that his beloved wife, Crizelda, would cheat on him and walk away with another man right after she handed him the divorce papers after everything that he did and sacrificed just to make her happy and give all the material things that she wanted. Anger and revenge were left in his heart because of what his ex-wife did, especially that before she walked away from him with the other man, she slapped him first with the truth of how much worthless he is as a person and she also said that no woman would ever like him again because he was not rich and powerful. And because of that, when a big opportunity suddenly comes to Leon, he immediately grabs it, and just in an instant, he becomes the most richest and powerful man in the world that made all the women, including women who are already in a relationship and already married, droll and mesmerized by him. He became so ruthless and untameable and just did girlfriends and hookups anywhere he went and whenever he wanted. He has no intention of changing and returning to the way he used to be anymore, not until he meets an extraordinary girl that he didn't expect that will shake his new world.

"I just want to get what I deserve for the twenty years that I was presumed dead! And I hate the person who left me there! Alone!" Tom Cobb has just returned after being declared missing and dead twenty years ago. He returned despite many obstacles. It turns out that it's not just Arthur, the half-brother who left Tom alone at the age of seven during the annual school function, who wants to seize all the Fischer family's wealth. It's also Jill Reynolds, Arthur's future mother-in-law. She is the mastermind of everything. Tom does not stay silent and shows how much he is capable of after returning from the dead. Tom will show that he is the only heir who deserves everything. So, welcome to the Tom Cobb world. Hi, y'all. This is my first book in Meganovel. Don't forget to leave comments and reviews for y'r best suggestions to me. Happy reading! NB: The book cover's copyright is held by its creator, and I respect their ownership. If they prefer I not use it, I'm willing to replace it.

Whether it is a fairy tale or truth, no one has ever captured one or come close to having physical contact with one. Some say it is just a myth of tired Good Knights meant to uplift their team’s spirit, so they do not worry too much. It was primarily meant to lifts the spirits of single males in hopes that they would find these beautiful women. Others say it is the work of magicians working for the Evil Knights trying to trick the Good Knights, to lead them away from their team, and kill them. The truth is, no one truly knows.

[What was your sin?] "I tried saving them." [What would you gain from doing that?] "I just wanted to remove this scar." [But that scar was never gained from not saving them.] "I know. I just wanted to see if it worked or not." [And the result was?] "The one I saved killed me." The discussion between Desire and Delight took place as he sipped the tea. [What will you do now?] "The stage has been set, and the doors will be opening soon. I also need to do my part." [And what was your part?] "One Last Chance." The room was in silence as Delight looked at Desire and asked, [A sinner or a saint?] "Depends on the way of the viewer."

An ordinary Russian hacker, of which there are many, with a rare name Dmitry ends up in a special prison. For 10 years, he is chained to a virtual capsule tied to the popular Might and Magic game called Barliona. Once in the mines, he quickly achieves "liberation" and begins to explore a new huge world. Pumping, levels, loot, buns and turnips are tightly included in the daily life of the hero. There is a clan and even a girlfriend. Everything is going to the fact that he will be able to quickly enough accumulate the amount for his real release ... When the cherished goal is already so close, the beloved abandons him, along the way explaining how his gullibility and short-sightedness were convenient for the plans of the clan to which she remained faithful, relieves him of the supplies in the bag to which she has access, and her clanmates simultaneously take out the storerooms of Dmitry's clan . Heartbroken, he still redeems his freedom and leaves the game.

Challenge became the fuel that powers poor Ken after his beloved girlfriend Miranda left him for a rich boy." You can never make up to a million in your life" those were the exact word of Miranda that kept resounding in Ken's ears.Ken is a student of a mysterious doctor, although poor yet smart , and highly skilled in martial art. His handsome face, intelligence and martial art skill soon gradually brought him to limelight, but he was determined never to lose focus. He knew he has to make it. He has to prove to himself and the world that he is a big deal!

Ding-! [Congratulations! You have been awarded the title of 'The First Person from Another World'!] [Congratulations! You have acquired the title of 'Owner of the Ancient Emperor's Secret Palace'!] [The Dual Gates you entered have been identified as yours!] [All the belongings in this Palace are yours, Master!] That's what Igarashi Kazuki heard, a man who was mocked and cast aside by his family and even the world due to his chubby and ugly appearance when he opened the extraordinary Dual Gates in his ancestral warehouse. He discovered a mysterious gateway that led him to a new world full of unimaginable possibilities. Through the Dual Gates, Kazuki obtained an AI System that helped him train and evolve into a stronger, smarter, and more cunning individual. Seeking revenge was not the only thing he did, a red thread guided him and destiny bound him to keep moving towards unlimited heights. However, his journey would not be an easy one, as there were many tigers and dragons lying dormant in both worlds that Kazuki had to fight in order to achieve all his ambitions with the thread of destiny guiding him. With colossal battles, a tantalizing love story, cunning political games, and power struggles, ambitiously aiming to become the CEO of a world-class company and participating in global geopolitics, creating many new innovations for the world, Kazuki will embark on an extraordinary adventure where he will face unexpected challenges and obstacles in his quest to conquer both worlds. How will Kazuki face it all? Will he become the best with all the desired endings and shape the future of all living beings in both worlds as he wishes, or will he be crushed by the challenges and formidable enemies that lie ahead? ******* This is Fantasy story, unrelated to reality.

what could life ever mean, if you have been living in darkness and pains without knowing your almost the richest man on the planet?

"I want my body back! Sir Riccardo, I made a mistake and I'm ready to right the wrongs. It's too late, no one's going to listen to you or believe more so, it's all your doing;Enjoy my money Martinez! While I keep your body. ********************* Midlife crises is no ‘news’ a 54 year old billionaire Riccardo Ferdinand Deville was diagnosed of a rare cancerous disease and given one year to live by his doctor, accepting fate ; he decided to leave town and explore the world before his demise, he comes across a young man during his journey unexpectedly and the unexpected happens. Transmigration occurs between the two. How will both men survive in their new world?. Will both parties get their utmost desire? How will the soul swap affect their lives and family?. Whose idea was it and who benefitted the most from it? “Things are never as they seemed to be, sometimes you can accurately judge a book by its cover and sometimes you can’t”.

I am just so weak right now but when the time is right, I will change the world. **** For sixteen years Rafael was haunted daily by this dream of being chained opposite a scary sculpture on the wall but yesterday a very pretty girl who was sure older than himself in real life visited him and the feeling of being with someone who could listen to him in that cold room for the first time made him feel better than living in a world where he was rejected and his views no longer matters. His ears picked up footsteps approaching and his wandering thoughts jolted back. When it became louder his heart began to beat now he could spend some more time with the beauty who visited him last night but his joy did not last long because instead of a slender looking lady with an endearing smile, a hoarse cough was heard and thereafter an evil looking plump man walked in. "For the first time I have met you awake." He laughed. "And it tracks since it will be rude if you are not informed before your are executed. Even though you are an anomaly your majesty, your mother was a queen so it is wise if you are atleast honored as a prince for the rest of your days!"