Your So Ugly Jokes

"Are you Jason Paul Decker?" Jason stared at the men all dressed in black suits and dark shades, looking like casts from the movie MIB. "Who's asking?" "We're from your grandfather, sir James Decker. He wants to know when you intend on taking over your father's business." ~•~ Jason lived a rather simple life with his wife in New York. Broke and unable to get himself a job, he lived as the worthless son in law of the West family. One fateful morning, he ran into some men who told him a secret that would change his life forever.

Vernon is a person who likes playing games, so great at playing games he is even dubbed as The God of Invoker. But one day, a strange incident made him reborn into another world. A world where wizards, warriors and other jobs are everywhere, a fantasy world. In the new world, Vernon was blessed to have great power and was predicted to be the strongest. But the blessings he has make him a target for assassination. With the help of the system, will Vernon survive the assassination target? Can Vernon become The God of Invoker System? *** [Ding!] [System activated!] "It's about time!"

Eryk Wayland returned to Black Lake City after receiving news that his grandfather had died. His uncle sent two men to pick up Eryk at the airport. They kidnap and lock Eryk in a warehouse. The uncle forced Eryk to sign a letter of inheritance. The two men then killed and disposed of Eryk's body in the Rockwool City landfill, a wasted city. Erick is dying. When he was about to die, he was found by a summoned spirit in the form of a white owl. The owl offers a life-and-death contract to Eryk. "Give me your soul, then you will hold the world in the your hand!" From that day on, the owl kept following Eryk wherever he went. Eryk was also suddenly able to speak and understand the language of birds. He can also summon and control summoned spirits as a source of power. However, a group of destruction summoners is hunting for Eryk. They wanted to seize the power of the strongest summon spirit that Eryk didn't realize he had. Can Eryk survive in Rockwool City—the city of summoners, save himself from the destructive summoners, and return to Black Lake City to avenge the people who slaughtered his family?

Silas is disowned by his father because of a misunderstanding. He relocates to another state alongside his wife and son. One day, he receives a call from a strange number. The caller is a doctor and he tells him that his only son fell down from the rooftop and has been rushed to the hospital. When Silas gets to the hospital, the doctor tells him that he will pay five hundred thousand dollars for his son to be treated. He is an ordinary cleaner in an insurance company, so how will he get such huge amount of money? He runs Helter sketer, yet he can't provide a penny. As soon as Silas loses his only son, he receives a call from his rich father. His father wants him to come back home. Will he go back home? How will he revenge the death of his only son?

" You have nothing to your name now, and you do not belong here" How would you feel when you wake up to find out that your rightful possessions have been taken away from you? How about seeing your whole life crumble before in a matter of seconds? Jack gets this news and is subsequently evicted from his own house. With zero money, food, and clothes, he wanders on the streets hopelessly ALL HE WISHED FOR WAS HIS PHONE CHARGER OF ALL THINGS, WHY HIS CHARGER?

Luck was never on Travis' side. He was bullied for being poor, fat and ugly. He also never felt the warmth of a harmonious family even though his parents were still complete. Being beaten and humiliated was his daily bread. He was also accustomed to getting a lot of bad luck. One day his bullies beat him up so badly that Travis almost lost his life. He thought, death is much better than living in misery. However, a system suddenly came to his help him.

“Look here everyone! This poor wretched man brought his disabled sister here to beg for some money, come on let's contribute for these poor freaks” Tyler shouted attracting the customers as they all laughed and started taking pictures of Ava. “No matter what you do, she'll never be as normal as other kids, that's just a curse running through your bloodline.” “You made my sister cry!” Dexter's expression darkened. This was the one thing Dexter would never tolerate, insulting his sister. He looked at Ava's once happy face now filled with tears and sadness. “Who cares. I…” Dexter punched the grin out of Tyler's face. shutting him up from uttering more nonsense. Immediately Tyler felt his bone structure around his face cracked. *** Dexter Pembroke, a poor and a weakling, an orphan. He was the weakest Mage in existence, betrayed by his girlfriend, bullied by his colleagues and almost beaten to death. But then when he thought he would die, he activated the GOD-KIND SYSTEM which gave him the ability to keep LEVELING till INFINITY. Now all he cares about was to be at the top and protect his crippled sister at all cost!

Pedro is the son-in-law of the richest family in Asia. His wife Imaleya married him only so that she could inherit the family business. In this family, Pedro is ridiculed and despised. His wife insults him at everytime and everyone laughs at him. One day the vampires appear and attack Asia. Pedro uses his talent to save humanity.

Jeffrey Miles had a good life up until the time his physique got activated, The Fate Broken Physique. The Physique was not a physique but a curse. Fate was always against him and those close to him suffered or died in one way or the other. His lovers dead, unborn children dead, friends dead. He tried and tried so many times to fight against Fate but how could an average human win against Fate. But what if he became a new being, a being with immense potential, would he finally be able to defeat Fate and break his curse. Witness Jeffrey's cultivation journey as he went from a normal human to a Defying Paragon. * This story is a slow paced novel by the way.* For those who want to support me, please support me on Patreon: p-a-t-r-e-o-n.com/user?u=54454179 That's the link above. Meganovel bans the word Patreon, so I have to use p-a-t-r-e-o-n. Just remove the lines in between the word p-a-t-r-e-o-n to get the right link.

“You need to raise your standards and stop settling for garbage like him! If I have the chance, I'll toss him out of the family.” “If only you hadn't married a useless man like Hector, my real son-in-law would have actually done something.” Those were the words of his mother-in-law. She had always treated him like trash and threatened to throw him out of the house once she got the chance. Everyone belittled him, and even his wife was disappointed in him. Little did they know he was the son of a wealthy family. The moment he regained his power, his mother-in-law knelt in front of him. “Don’t leave my daughter, please. I was wrong.”